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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th May 2023, 18:20
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Later regretted walking in the cycle lane ...
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Old 5th May 2023, 18:23
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This Social Media is a great way to link up with other lonely hearts..now where's the clock at Waterloo
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Old 5th May 2023, 18:41
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"I can't understand a word of it. Don't they speak Cyrillic over there?"
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Old 5th May 2023, 19:30
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This app on ADSB is brilliant. Just type in your location and it will tell you if there are any incoming missiles.
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Old 5th May 2023, 20:33
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What star sign are you?

Sagittarius...

Lemme see... "A new window will open for you later today. You may find it presents something of a headache initially but this will swiftly pass." Wow, I wonder what that can mean?

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Old 6th May 2023, 01:29
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"Targeted advertisements are bad enough, but what's this incoming?"
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Old 6th May 2023, 01:49
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Wow the General is sure a nice guy. He gave me his helmet and his phone. I will order some Pizza.
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Old 6th May 2023, 01:51
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They all stopped whatever they were doing for today's exciting new episode of 'Master Chef from the Front Lines' with Prigozhin and invited guests.
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Old 6th May 2023, 03:22
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"This Amerikanski just bid $5 on Ebay for a General's cap."
"Doesn't he know that for $10 he can have a General."
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Old 6th May 2023, 03:58
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The Wagner recruits went downhill after the initial batch!
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Old 6th May 2023, 09:47
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I'm seeing nothing on ebay what about you?
Nah there's f*** all camo gear on Amazon, and you have to watch the sizes on Ali Baba, they're always smaller than stated.
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Old 6th May 2023, 09:49
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Hey, Just Eat are using drones to deliver to the front lines. Borsch anyone?
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Old 6th May 2023, 11:45
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I never question orders, but why are we crashing our drones into the Senate?

And why do they keep spelling it R-E-I-C-H-S-T-A-G?
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Old 6th May 2023, 14:07
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"This Coronation coverage is rather good. And they have very nice uniforms, unlike us."
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Old 6th May 2023, 14:23
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Typical. I volunteer for a "suicide mission" and they send me to Moscow to fly drones.

That's funny. They told me the same thing.
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Old 6th May 2023, 14:49
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"Hey Sergei, given we're running out of artillery shells, why don't we catapult pigs into Kyiv? It seems to work on here?"
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Old 6th May 2023, 15:42
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Do I swipe left or right?
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Old 6th May 2023, 16:13
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Got this from Del Boyski... no guarantee no workee

Same here
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Old 6th May 2023, 16:14
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So just how do I turn off Location service.....
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Old 6th May 2023, 16:15
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My back pack contains the spare Lithium Ion batteries...keeps my back warm..
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