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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd May 2023, 11:40
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For his Birthday present this year the Oligarchs got together and bought Putin another submarine trip after he enjoyed the first one with the glass bubble, although he complained about water dripping from the hatch.. this time they ensured there were no leaks by welding the hatches shut.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 11:41
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, may you lie at the bottom and quietly rust.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 11:44
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Meanwhile in Berdyansk harbour, the Russians continue to load their remaining Tank Landing ship..
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Old 3rd May 2023, 11:46
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Da, if they cannot find the tank, how can they say we stole the engine.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 12:09
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"Damn! We forgot to use the pine poles!"
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Old 3rd May 2023, 12:13
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Scousers getting rid of the evidence.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 12:26
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Sub detected off our stern, deploy counter measures.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 16:15
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When we said to dunk it in a bath to free the rusted bits, we meant of Castrol...
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Old 3rd May 2023, 16:20
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Man in blue shirt..
STOP..STOP....I think I left my phone in there
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See .. we don't need no Hi Viz..
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Well there I was umpiring when Sir Geoff was batting. I nodded off and woke up here...
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Old 3rd May 2023, 16:24
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Top Gear revisit the death of Black Stig
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Old 3rd May 2023, 18:09
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Just when you want Italian to use reverse...
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Old 3rd May 2023, 19:00
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When I said the tank was equipped to negotiate the battle surface, I didnít mean it could battle surface.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 19:05
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Having cleared the decks of detritus the crew prepared to be towed to Portland and its next ( VERY ) lucrative contract as a UK Asylum Seeker hostel..
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Old 3rd May 2023, 19:07
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Well if Mythbusters managed to film a 50cal bullet shooting through water, see what they make of this...
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Like shooting fish in a barrel...
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Old 3rd May 2023, 19:12
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Paddy tries to recreate the famous picture of the IOWA class Battleship firing a 9 gun broadside ..
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Iím glad I took the zero excess option on the car rental Mavis.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 21:29
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Hoskins, you do know what the 'L' in LCT stands for, don't you?
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Old 3rd May 2023, 22:32
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Clarkson attempts to recreate the Bond Lotus Elite stunt from the Spy Who Loved Me with a tank...

Next week he'll recreate the barrel roll from The Man With The Golden Gun... with a tank...
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Old 3rd May 2023, 23:51
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"Sarge, are you sure you got your maths right? Archimedes might not agree with using a 44 gallon drum to turn the T-55 into an amphibian... I think.... okay, the divers will enjoy it anyway. Yes Sir!, 100 press-ups, over the oil slick, Sir!, thank you Sir!"
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Old 4th May 2023, 03:13
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It’s that bloody A Team again.. dropping out the back of aircraft.
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