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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:14
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My first job after the coronation will be to lift the ban on this nitrous oxide stuff.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:15
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I wouldn’t mind, but I wouldn’t recognise a sheep from a lama
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:16
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When a said I wanted to be your tampon I didn’t expect it to have sprouted flowers.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:17
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My dear, at my age my cane is the only thing that gets a horn on.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:20
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"Here, have a taste of my Cock-a-leekie."
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:20
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Look dear, when I look in the bowl I can see my reflection in the liquid and they have polished the silver handles so I can see my ears too.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:24
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:25
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I say Charles, are they your knees or are your flies undone?
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:30
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At least we don’t have to meet that horrible woman this year from the SNP.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:33
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So he said he’d like to present me with this wee bowl, how was I to know wee meant small in Scotland, he didn’t look impressed when I slipped it under my kilt and filled it.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:46
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Whilst Putin relies on doubles, in Britain, they have Spitting Image puppets!
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 16:49
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“…and I said Visit Kyiv? But I already have a U-Cane…”
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 17:11
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So I was sat on the throne and I pulled the handle to flush and it came off in my hand.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 17:29
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Not a Caption, Nuttys efforts won't count as I have a filter to exclude his replies 😄😄
No seriously I include all efforts to show inclusive to all ..
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 18:55
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"Now that mummy's gone, we have a pot to p1ss in."
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 19:10
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They're Harry's balls. I had those awfully nice SAS chaps remove them. Of course he hasn't even noticed.
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 19:15
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An old tartan skirt and an old tart in a skirt...
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 19:43
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Its the same stuff that her driver had been drinking!
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 21:53
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I mean for goodness sake he's Ginger, they'll never believe he killed 25 fighters , he'd catch fire in the sun!
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Old 16th Apr 2023, 22:06
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Just finished sampling the 25 year old Macallan from the Quaich and some tourists dropped some coins in it and told me to buy some trousers .
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