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Old 13th Apr 2023, 16:37
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Cpl Wensleydale later regretted calling Tyson a fairy
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 16:49
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It’s a somatogravic illusion.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 18:37
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Ok... having failed to be in the top 20 of The Spring event Cpl Kiltrash descided sympathy was the order of the day..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 18:39
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The MO later reported to the Lancet that he had never before seen a patient with such a low Blood Pressure recover..
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Never complain never explain was the order of the day...move alone please...nothing to see here..
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Barbera Windsor stars in Carry on Matron....much to the charging of the duty officer..who descided faking her death was much more appropriate than apologie to the Queen..
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Paul O'Grady finds he is not the greatest Queen in the country after all...
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At Croydon Airport Cpl Treadigaph did not expect the low wing monoplane of the Queen's flight to be there to carry HMTQ to Dublin for the signing of the Good Friday Agreement..sorry the Avro146 had gone ' tech' was later reported in the Guardian..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 21:23
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If she'd fallen the other way, they would've gone down like dominoes.

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We asked for medical assistance and the whole band turned up Ma’am, they say they are wartime medics and they need to loosen her clothing and raise her legs.
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She’s Irish Ma’am, she told us she intended to slope off the parade.
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Territorial Ma’am, bloody part timer.
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Well, you called attention, and I find I get a lot more of it lying down.
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 06:47
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Now then ...someone has reported one of my Ladies was up late in the NAFFI last evening doing double shots all night and off her T**s on Cocaine ....which one of you was it?
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Gladys GET UP that’s not what Philip meant when he said he wanted a “bit on the side”
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Getting the entire band to attention took it out of her Ma’am.
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The thought HMQ might ask about the correct pronoun to use was too much for Hoskins.
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Don’t worry about her Ma’am, she’s just the spare…
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In the Manchester derby the defence lined up to defend a Mrs Haarland free kick. However the holding mid fielder got the door stop position wrong...
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