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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Jan 2023, 10:02
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How else do you expect me to fly it with Stilts on?
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 10:03
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Don't worry Flying Officer Bader, we will replace your temporary wooden legs with metal ones just as soon as they are finished.
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 10:19
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And we call this one “Daddy long legs”
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 10:22
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In Aviation there is nothing new...all we have to fit is the downstairs toilet
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 10:26
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Ailerons?? Is that what we had left over in the shed ?...bring them over, donno what they do but I'm sure we can find somewhere for them
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 10:58
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
In Aviation there is nothing new...all we have to fit is the downstairs toilet
Is it the Wetherspoon Mk1 or Mk2?
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 11:35
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So we reduce the undercarriage legs, trim the prop and add another 7 engines...these solved at a stroke the Pilots veritgo.
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 12:35
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"I think she needs more dope"

"Sorry, it's only a one seater"
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 12:39
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PULL!!!
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 12:58
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"Got stuck on the wing again...what if we just make it an ejection 'seat', & leave the cockpit ejections to the F111?"
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 14:56
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"We fitted all the parts, sir, just not necessarily in the right order...."


(with apologies to Eric Morecambe )
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 15:05
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Why are you sitting on the Roof?, this isn't a bloody Indian bus you know.
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 15:06
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Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up

First floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 15:10
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Welcome to 'Pegasus' who was developed from a rocking horse.
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 15:13
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Good morning travelers today we are loading by seat number: seat A1, please. At the gate please show your boarding pass and Pilots License.
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 15:16
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Start of the new Wing Walking company did not go well.
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 16:13
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I know its a Scout but why did we let the Wolf Cubs build it?
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 17:02
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I can't see a bloody thing out front, how the hell do you expect me to fly this thing..

Don't worry Sir, it'll never get airborne.
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 17:04
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Well it was supposed to be more compact ,but who knew, wood grows..
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Old 26th Jan 2023, 17:05
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Phew that's better, the smell of piss on the wheels was most off putting.
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