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I am not saying your lawn is bad Ma'am, but she spent most of the afternoon while awaiting your visit, smoking the weed.
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Too busy looking at Her Majesty, nobody noticed Sergeant Harvey get struck by lightning...
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But surely Ma'am, there is no greater act than to lay one's self down for one's Country?
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Ma'am, its only Friday and she is a weekend warrior.
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That's what you get when you use cheap batteries Ma'am, she should have used Duracells with the copper coloured tops like the rest of us.
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I say,can you point one in the direction of the Sgts mess?
Just follow the line Ma'am, you can't miss it
Just follow the line Ma'am, you can't miss it
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Yes Ma’am, she took the Kings shilling, the problem is she found it addictive and took a shilling from every member of the band too.