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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Apr 2023, 12:44
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I am not saying your lawn is bad Ma'am, but she spent most of the afternoon while awaiting your visit, smoking the weed.
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 13:57
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No you don't have to be a Lesbian to give Mouth to mouth resuscitation ....but it's more natural if you are...
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 13:58
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The camouflage is not working with this one.
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 14:01
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Debbie later regretted letting Paul practice his magic trick on her ...
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 14:03
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Congratulations ladies you have all passed your parachute basic training....with only a 10% failure rate is acceptable....there is a war on you know...
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 14:05
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Allowed one question and one question only no one expected the Sargent to enquire does the Queen carry smelling salts In her handbag.
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 14:12
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Too busy looking at Her Majesty, nobody noticed Sergeant Harvey get struck by lightning...
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 14:17
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The band were tasked with changing the salute to be the Imperial Death March...
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 15:03
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But surely Ma'am, there is no greater act than to lay one's self down for one's Country?
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 15:09
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Ma'am, its only Friday and she is a weekend warrior.
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 15:10
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 15:12
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That's what you get when you use cheap batteries Ma'am, she should have used Duracells with the copper coloured tops like the rest of us.
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 15:31
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"We did warn her ma'am; three stripes and you're out"
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 15:43
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I say,can you point one in the direction of the Sgts mess?
Just follow the line Ma'am, you can't miss it
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 15:46
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"Please excuse me ladies, I need to go and check that wasn't a wet one."
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 16:26
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Oh her, no, she's a Suffragette....getting in practice for the Queen Mother's Stakes next week...
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 17:40
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If she's a committed Republican then just why did she sign up and take the King's Shilling...
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 18:44
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Damn, I thought it was a Scottish Regiment providing the music and I would see right up their kilts.
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 18:56
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"I must say my dear, it looks like your sergeant has designs on being a commando."
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Old 14th Apr 2023, 22:50
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Yes Ma’am, she took the Kings shilling, the problem is she found it addictive and took a shilling from every member of the band too.
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