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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Apr 2023, 22:21
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"Did that woman say you need your stick to control the wolfhound?"
"No, it was Rottweiler, dear."
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 23:34
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Honestly, it's a hand carved wooden replica of a traditional saxon helmet. They've just had to adjust the ear flaps a bit, that's all.
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 02:58
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Camilla

What the fox hat ?
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 07:50
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"...and then Nutty said, Kiltrash thinks he's going to win this one too!"
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 07:55
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KC: Do you think I can use this when I grow up?
QC: I don’t know, Dear, when are you going to grow up?

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Old 18th Apr 2023, 10:10
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No dear, when I said '"Give it a rub and see what pops up" I meant this magic lamp...not my sporran!
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 10:54
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Some joker just gave me this to sort your roots out.
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 15:43
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First it was King Arthur and the sword in the stone; now it's King Charles, the gourd and the stones.

- Ed
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 16:30
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Chuck was amused until he realised that they weren’t calling him the Tartan King!
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 16:44
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Nichola Sturgeon just asked how she could get a royal pardon…….now she’s taken all her clothes off and dived head first up the front of my kilt!
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 16:49
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Am sure this could run and run but to make choosing simpler gonna call during my breakfast In the morning...so thinking caps on and LAST ORDERS PLEASE ..ding..ding..
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 16:50
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Who said I hadn't got a pot to piss in...
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Old 18th Apr 2023, 17:06
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What chance of Scottish Independence now, eh?
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Old 19th Apr 2023, 00:03
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He said "Here, Chuck" and gave me this. "How did he know I'd had a bad oyster?"
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Old 19th Apr 2023, 10:23
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I am amazed no one had a quip about that terrible Scottish Affliction A Kilt Rash..... of which I am a fully paid up member of the travelling Tartan Army...
Or about Charles being a real (caber) tosser...

However the winner this time round just had to be Shy with...

Originally Posted by ShyTorque
I say Charles, are they your knees or are your flies undone?
The CST will be sent from the Islands when the gathering is ovver for another year,

and a first looser bogey prize of a years supply of Porridge go to Nutty for ..

Porridge, Jesus, how can these jocks eat this sh*te


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Old 19th Apr 2023, 18:15
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In the words of Victor Meldrew…. I don’t beliiiiieve it!
My apology but I’m away on a travelling holiday and have no chance of learning how to post a photo from my mobile phone, not that I have any suitable ones stored thereupon.

Nutty…as runner up please don yer sporran, yer on!

If not, it can be open house.
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Old 20th Apr 2023, 10:51
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Nutty would you like to put one-up, or I am willing ...
K
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Old 20th Apr 2023, 10:52
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Nutty would you like to put one-up, or I am willing ...
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I think that he's feeling a bit under the weather. Get well soon Nutty!
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Old 20th Apr 2023, 10:57
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Enjoy your travelling holiday, just you and your mates please keep your transit vans and caravans off my local council park.


Ok, open house to those that have won 5 or less competitions. First come first served..

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Old 20th Apr 2023, 11:25
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I had a pretty decent (indecent?) one, but now I can't find it. Grrr....
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