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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th May 2023, 08:39
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calling it at 12:00UTC, (for Kiltrash, that's when mickeys hands are clapping above his head and what passes for sunlight in Scotland is observed outside of where there used to be the window before the footy hooligans came by, high on fermented grass remnants from the ruminant component of their 'aggis). .
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Old 25th May 2023, 08:45
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We hapless few are drawn here hypnotically, like moths to a pprune.
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Old 25th May 2023, 08:53
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With the markings of a tiger it must be a moth.
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Old 25th May 2023, 10:11
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Better get in quick. Not long for this world..
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Old 25th May 2023, 10:13
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In Scotland this is called a Wee Beastie.
or
In Australia this is called Mostly Harmless
Or
In parts of Africa this is called Lunch
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Old 25th May 2023, 10:14
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...and finally..
ha these hands are never quick enough to catch m....splat
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Old 25th May 2023, 13:10
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Ove to nutters:
Originally Posted by NutLoose
Buster orders a round then opens his wallet..
Special Mention:
Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Kiltrash opened his Sporran....and this flew out
An Aviation mention for a Mention in Despatches...
Originally Posted by jolihokistix
The long-anticipated spring offensive could be just a feint, or even a complete moth.
Not lost that the deHavilland angle was picked up on, it was indeed a Tiger Moth... a Tie-Gurr according to Eddie I.
360 SQN RAF does have a moff in the center of it's heraldry, and never flew a deHavilland, it was brit electrics all the way, under QE Mk II.
Ascend may need to have flowers sent; he managed to alienate over 50% of the human inhabitants of planet earth in one go. Well done, Sir!

Giraffe Warning call for Spotting a Tiger
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Old 25th May 2023, 15:39
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[QUOTE=fdr;11440292]

360 SQN RAF does have a moff in the center of it's heraldry, and never flew a deHavilland, it was brit electrics all the way, under QE Mk II.

I forget the species of moth depicted by 360 Sqn, but it has the ability to "jam" the echo-location of predator bats by sending back spurious sound pulses - hence its used by 360, the training jammers of the RAF.
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Old 25th May 2023, 16:07
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Objection M'lud.
Kiltrash presented the Sporran and Moth before Nutty produced Buster and Wallet...
I damand a re count...said ex press Trump..
Well done Nutty, over to you..
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Old 25th May 2023, 18:42
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Objection M'lud.
Kiltrash presented the Sporran and Moth before Nutty produced Buster and Wallet...
I damand a re count...said ex press Trump..
Well done Nutty, over to you..
In fairness, Scotty was first to strike, but the after image was resulting in vague malaise;
Nuts didn't require administration of antacid!

England 1: Scotland 0

Consolation prize, you can keep Prez #45 for as long as extradition takes.
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Old 25th May 2023, 22:15
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Blimey…. Ok try



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Ground control to Major Tom Tom.

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Here you are dear I’ve done the washing and ironing for you!
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Don't rub it any more please Ma'am. It's hard enough to hold it as is!
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No, I can't hear them...and how did you know my name was Fernando?
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GIVE IT BACK B**CH!!!!!
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Yes, I know it says ER, but there's a process to change it. You can't just rip it down!
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"Surely you can tighten your grip, Captain?"

"That's GROUP Captain, and don't call me Shirley!"
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Shove it where Ma'am? And what about your hat boxes?
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Yes, this one feels perfect, now let's head off to the barracks.
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