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ACME Air is proud to announce its new two-class seating arrangement: Smoking and Burnt Beyond Recognition.
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ACME introduce rapid disembarkation for all passengers and crew.
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When their first aircraft met with an unfortunate end, Guy Fawkes Airways (GFA) considered a different name...
Now I know when George Foreman got the idea for his grill...
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Shamus Airlines announce they are now serving flame grilled burgers on flights.
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Now we’re cooking…
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Blimey that was a hot start.
Let's motto of "two turnin' and everything burnin"" strangely did not result in an uptick of sales.
The airport operator sends a not too subtle message to other tenants that when they say "Pay your landing fees, we mean business!", they do in fact, mean business.