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Old 25th Feb 2022, 13:43
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Luckily, Glasgow gives until 2040 to phase out internal combustion.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 14:53
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ACME Air is proud to announce its new two-class seating arrangement: Smoking and Burnt Beyond Recognition.

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Old 25th Feb 2022, 15:56
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ACME introduce rapid disembarkation for all passengers and crew.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 16:43
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 17:04
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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Luckily, Glasgow gives until 2040 to phase out internal combustion.
It can't be Glasgow, the wheels are still on.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 17:21
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The mile high tour pilot didn’t get the latest safety advisory to keep the lubricants away from the oxygen supply
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 17:27
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Never turn the anti severe icing kit on unless you are in severe icing as it can get really hot , really quick .RFN
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 17:58
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When their first aircraft met with an unfortunate end, Guy Fawkes Airways (GFA) considered a different name...
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 18:53
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Now I know when George Foreman got the idea for his grill...

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Old 25th Feb 2022, 19:44
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That's not what I meant by "Fire Bomber".
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 20:16
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When Hoskins said he wanted a few minutes alone with an old flame, I didn't realize he meant Prometheus.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 20:18
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Shamus Airlines announce they are now serving flame grilled burgers on flights.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 20:24
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No pigs or hogs were harmed in this pig roast
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 20:49
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“All I said was “burner, burner, go”, said the ex Military pilot when questioned…..
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 00:10
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"Hey! Will you guys turn on the f****g tap??!!"
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 00:22
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Now we’re cooking…
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 00:34
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Blimey that was a hot start.
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 09:07
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Let's motto of "two turnin' and everything burnin"" strangely did not result in an uptick of sales.
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The airport operator sends a not too subtle message to other tenants that when they say "Pay your landing fees, we mean business!", they do in fact, mean business.
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 14:03
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Wait! Wait! Stop! It was GFB that we put the insurance on.
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