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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Apr 2023, 23:30
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One thinks someone may have slipped some GHB into one's drink.
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 01:14
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Porridge, Jesus, how can these jocks eat this sh*te
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 01:17
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It’s a loving cup my dear, I gave one to Diana years ago, but that one only had one handle.
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 03:16
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"...and when I'm King, I'll ban these sodding dresses!"
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 03:17
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And this is why they call me Chuck in the Antipodes!
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 08:53
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QC: So what did you reply to Harry?

KC: Who's King?

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Old 17th Apr 2023, 10:34
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So I told Harry straight, the nearest he will ever get to a King is a Burger King
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 12:07
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So, I said is this one of Parker's ... ?

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Old 17th Apr 2023, 13:01
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...and then he said is it alright if I bring the wife and kids....
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 13:03
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...Are you sure this is the Orb and Sceptre?...
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 13:04
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 13:08
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Maybe If i get them to knock up another one they would give you some more support Dear.
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 13:10
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Stop blowing your bogies onto the flowers, someone might see.
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 13:12
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Go on dear, have another sip of this Wild Mushroom Scotch broth.
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Iv'e just learnt, I am supposed to give Maundy money to the peasants, one always thought it was the other way round, no wonder my collection bowl is empty.
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 13:50
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Hamish!

Dougal!

Ye'll have had your tea...
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 14:29
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...and he said to me "I'll prove I'm a McDonald" lifted up his kilt and waved his Quarter pounder at me!..
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"The stone had tasted better... !"
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"It's a quaich ... I know It sound like a duck but it's just a drinking vessel, dear."
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Old 17th Apr 2023, 18:17
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The mayor of Islay has just presented me with this wooden bowl. Funny thing is I can't recall what I did in 1994 to deserve it.
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