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I wouldn’t mind, but I wouldn’t recognise a sheep from a lama
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When a said I wanted to be your tampon I didn’t expect it to have sprouted flowers.
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My dear, at my age my cane is the only thing that gets a horn on.
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Look dear, when I look in the bowl I can see my reflection in the liquid and they have polished the silver handles so I can see my ears too.
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Avoid imitations
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I say Charles, are they your knees or are your flies undone?
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At least we don’t have to meet that horrible woman this year from the SNP.
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So he said he’d like to present me with this wee bowl, how was I to know wee meant small in Scotland, he didn’t look impressed when I slipped it under my kilt and filled it.
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So I was sat on the throne and I pulled the handle to flush and it came off in my hand.
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