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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Apr 2023, 11:00
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As Tee off time approached Mrs kiltrash thought she would have a quick Power Nap before the Spring medal...having coffee and bacon rolls(s)...just what's needed...
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 11:23
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Did she really pass out, or was it just a feint?
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 11:24
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It’s this damned new inclusiveness policy Ma’am. Too many Whoopsies now!
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 11:26
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The Queen loved shouting “Grenade!” To see who was listening.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 11:29
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"Don't mind her ma'am, she's a right royal actress."
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 11:59
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:02
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Corporal Florrie Hart's bottie burps were infamous for their sulphurous content. Fortunately on this occasion only the Sergeant was downwind of her...
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:08
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You better hurry up love, the firing squad has already started.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:09
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All I said was drop and give me five..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:11
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We are an all inclusive army now Ma'am, just because she is dead, it is not a good enough reason to exclude her from serving.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:19
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When one was a MT WRAC, one was a dab hand with a cranking handle..something Philip swears to today.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:21
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It's a shame really Ma'am. she was only 3 months short of her Long Service and Good Conduct medal.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:23
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Please get on with it Ma'am, she is starting to decompose.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:26
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"Yes ma'am, I'm the nominated first aider but I'm also next in line for promotion."
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:35
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Yes Ma'am, the technical term is natural wastage, it's how we reduce the size of the military.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:38
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I must say, you have a deep gravelly voice for a young lady..
That's not all I have got Ma'am..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:51
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I blame the band for playing ten green bottles!
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 12:52
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psst Gladys.... pssstttttt Gladys!! .....GLADYS!!!!! get up, she's here!

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Old 13th Apr 2023, 17:30
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Cpl Doris was expecting George Clooney to do the inspection, she heard he was a qualified First Aider
( Based there was a report that when Pr Wills was a Ambulance pilot in Norfolk there was a woman that appeared to be intentionly stranded off shore in the hope that he was the on duty Pilot...three times .. )
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 17:32
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Band was on the 47th rendition of GSTQ .. And Friday knocking off time approached
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