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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:39
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Just then Prince Andrew, Brigidier General of the Royal Scots Guards, lifted his Kilt to prove that nothing was worn underneath..
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:41
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Just as the remote controlled Rampant Rabbit was turned up to eleven
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:43
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That's not what is normally meant by ' Passing out Parade "
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:44
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Just then the call went up " Is there a Doctor in the house" ...err no they are all on strike...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:52
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"C'mon girl, chest out!"

"It is ma'am."
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 00:10
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Susie didn't want to be on the end of the row, but the Princess hates gaps in the ranks.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 05:25
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Can you hear a buzzing noise?
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 05:27
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Yes ma’am she had breakfast, she ‘ad eggs, i ‘eard it buzzing across the room.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 05:32
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It’s the band ma’am, she thinks she’s back at band camp.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 05:35
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It ‘appen’s all the time ma’am, we don’t no why, but she takes no ‘arm, six Guards carry ‘er off and she comes back later all a flush and wiff a twinkle in ‘er eye.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 07:36
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When Doris heard there was to be a knicker inspection, and realised she'd gone commando.
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 08:19
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Happens all the time ma'am, when Captain Flasheart comes to take the salute..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 08:20
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Yes very localised Wake Turbulence there...
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 08:22
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Yes we did tell her not to stand so near the 4th tee when General Kiltrash is playing around...
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 08:27
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Ah Sargent Wensleydale the girls are a credit to you, all turned out with very shiny shoes....yes ma'am, the General insists when it's a close quarters inspection . He likes to inspect the shoes particularly...infact he gets on his knees to study them ..and looks up to give the girls marks out of 10..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 08:30
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Later queried why that girl appeared to have a beard. Was explained it's the new all inclusive gendar equally doctrine from the MOD..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 08:33
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"...and where are you from, Corporal?"
"Little Dumpingsthorpe on Squirmley, Ma'am!"
"...never f**kin heard of it..."
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 10:54
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White man's Iron Horse pass this way Kemo Sabi
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 10:55
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Wish HMTQ would hurry up, my feet are killing me, think I'll just have a lie down, no one will notice..
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Old 13th Apr 2023, 10:57
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No I'm sure the German Prisoners are tunneling out the camp Major...listen...April Fool..😄
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