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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Apr 2023, 01:54
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Maintenance Log: Reports from the Cabin regarding sudden shifts to Port on taxi...
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The Navy's Mardi Gras float was nearly ready, just need some wheels and some more poo**ers.


(That's "pooshers" )
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Brian regretted paying extra for a Window Seat.
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Old 24th Apr 2023, 06:23
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The inspectors tapped on the boaty hull, struggling over the designation. Should it be a seaplane, a floatplane or a flying boat? And she needed a name!
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Old 24th Apr 2023, 06:24
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The first submersible tourist boat for the Great Barrier Reef Experience is almost ready for its first test drive.
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Old 24th Apr 2023, 06:25
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Mr Plimsole, why is their a line painted above the windows??
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Old 24th Apr 2023, 06:26
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Windows 10 is upgraded to Win11. However some user still can't get their heads round it.
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Old 24th Apr 2023, 06:28
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Boaty McBoatface.....now there's a name we didn't expect the Public would vote for.
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Goodness me Charles - try and cut down on the baked beans and cabbage - that is rotten!!!
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“Good Morning Children on Play School today, we have the Square Window…. With round corners… oh dear designers never change do they!
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The Teachers at the Canine Training Centre really took their job seriously!
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Lieutenants Johnson and Scrinson decide theirs is going to be the best Taranto Night everrrrr
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Doors, doors, we definitely should have included doors Carstairs....
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The Navigators were not impressed with their work stations.
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Ryanair passengers can now pay extra to help with the pre-flight inspection.
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Looks like they're all feeling bit under spar.
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Damm you MPN....
At Waddington the initial Lancaster Bomb Aimer training batch get ready for the course to start.

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Old 24th Apr 2023, 13:31
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Mythbuster look at how to speed up boarding and find having 6 entrances on the right side was the way to go...First customer Ryanair ...
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Airbus offer pre landing showers for the First Class passengers at Rose Bay ...only one slight inconvenience to sort out.
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The Boffins had an idea about confusing German radar, but struggled to find a name for it.
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