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Old 25th Feb 2022, 06:24
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Hi all Iwas gonna put up the Putin and Macron big table for the comic effect but given recent events I don't think it's in the best possible taste... so have a go at this one please...
Stay safe guys and gals, esp if in Uniform



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Old 25th Feb 2022, 06:31
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Okay, I found his watch! Can we put the fire out now?
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 06:33
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Next time, the Olympic Torch goes by ship!
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 06:52
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Jeez, that heaters vicious..
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 06:57
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Security camera shows the arsonist running away...

...and other news, the Airport fire service deny they are bored.....
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 07:00
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Its no good Sir...she says she is not leaving her seat until she has seen the end of the movie!
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 07:00
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"A bit hot on the approach, Hoskins"!
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 08:52
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I knew the First Officer and the Hostie had the hots for each other, but...
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 08:53
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"Gawd, that was one hot Curry!"
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 08:57
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Fireman shouting - "False alarm chief, it's not hot brakes"
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 09:15
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Ok, tell catering no more banana flambés for pudding - just prepare fruit cocktails like everybody else...
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 09:20
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That's the last time we take Arthur Brown on tour..
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 09:42
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Airbus denies that paint was the issue....
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 09:59
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Joyriding teenagers take their antics one step further, but still insist on torching it afterwards.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 10:55
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0:26:17.42 -- excellent! If we make those tweaks we were talking about, we're sure to meet our initial goal of 30 minutes on the next hydrogen tank test.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 11:01
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"Thank you for flying Beelzebub airlines"
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 11:13
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The subsequent board of inquiry criticised the preflight checklist for requiring an “ignition test” before engine start without detailed instructions.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 12:35
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Don't be too hard on Hoskins -- he got the "kick the tires" part right.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 12:43
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Smoking or none smoking?
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 13:29
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So, lithium batteries powering our ElectroLet is a no no then...
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