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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Feb 2022, 20:22
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Second and fifth left re enact the way Clarkson as a chauffeur averted his gaze as a lady got into the car.
( can't be bothered looking up the reference but it was the Top Gear or Grand Tour when they were Wedding Car drivers ..)
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Old 23rd Feb 2022, 20:24
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Driver ... FFS hurry up, I got a Funeral to go to...
Oh it's yours....
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Old 23rd Feb 2022, 20:26
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After a particularly boozy " Work Meeting " the PM is escorted out No 10 ...move along now, nothing to see here ....
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 00:29
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Jeez look at them all, you’d think they were attending a funeral.
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Donít worry my dear, Hammond says he knows the road like the back of his hand.
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 00:32
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I wish we had more time in the bar, never mind I suppose I could have a couple of slugs in the car.
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 00:39
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My you do have a chesty cough my dear, don’t worry we’ll get something for the coughing later.
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 04:07
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Sideshow Bob gets married at Tommy Cooper convention.
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 05:53
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Security forces search everywhere for a suspected Suicide Bomber
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 05:58
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Like my new hat m'dear??
No you look stupid, take it off...
Can't, till the Sparrows fledge
or
Can't it's a gift from that nice Mr Moussolini
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Can't got the idea from President Trump / PM Johnson
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 06:05
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The problem started when they went through the drive through car wash and they all drowned, This was hushed.up.....
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 11:28
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Things seem to have slowed down -- on this thread at least -- so I will consider responses submitted before 0100, Belgrade time.
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 16:31
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What, their gonna hold the winter Olympics here. Ah well at least my countries Skiiers will have a SHOT at Gold
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 16:32
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Think we have a chance to bid for the Russian Grand Prix, at least we have the Stig to drive for us
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 16:35
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Well I don't think ANY despot would want to start a War so we are quite safe on our World Tour
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 18:56
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Tell you what love, I'm not to sure about going to Kiev after this.
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 19:18
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Darlink, I hear there may be a Black Sea villa available Ö what you think?
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 20:14
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Dammit, not going to be back at the hotel in time for the Murder Who Dunit If only that nice Mr Baird could invent recording equipment to go with his Television
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Old 24th Feb 2022, 23:29
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Lots of great entries, as always.

I'll start off with the eagle eye award, which goes to Cynicalint for:
I do wish, madam, that you would desist from bringing that side drum with you everywhere!
Next, for foreshadowing not only Princip, but also many hat observations and many puns on related lines, honorable mention goes to Hydromet for:
Ferdie, that hat's worth killing for!
Tied for third place are MPN11 and Nutloose, with:
Don't forget to tip the driver, dear, otherwise we may end up on the wrong road; and
He says he knows a shortcut through some Parisian underpass.
And tied for second are entries from Kiltrash and Wensleydale with their comments on the present day:
Well I don't think ANY despot would want to start a War so we are quite safe on our World Tour; and
Headline in the SUN: "Archduke Ferdinand Found Alive. World War One a Mistake!"
Finally, first place goes to Kiltrash, with an entry that manages in one stream of consciousness to confirm both the utter futility of the conflict and the conventional Habsburg view of the marriage:
Mrs Duke thought bubble...
Hope the old clot remembers we are to be driving through the square at 11 ... Be rid of him soon ... Knew I should not have worn white
CapCom trophy is on its way.

PS: Sorry for the line spacing --what I saw was not what I got. I blame Tsar Nicholas.
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Old 25th Feb 2022, 05:44
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Many thanks Chu Chu, will post a new one for the weekend shortly, got something FAR more important to do just now.
" Comming up now darling please done start with out me....no really "
. I'm making breakfast 😁 what did you think ??
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