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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:29
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I prefer to be sucked off rather than out..

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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:30
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Nope still can't get a signal, is that why I didn't get the UK Arert Message??...
We're in Florida Algy...
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:31
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No this is not how triplets come out..
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:33
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I just wish BOAC would just stop changing their colour scheme ..
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:36
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Is their any way to make this bigger?? ....asked Fatty Arbuckle...
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Early tests suggested that emergency evacuation provisions might require further thought.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:19
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The Irish Findemna triplets exclaimed: "Being born by Caesarian section hasn't had much effect on our lives, other than that when we exit an aircraft, we go out through the window!"*

- Ed

* Idea courtesy of Steven Wright
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:22
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As the engineer's strike gathered pace, the management sent a clear message out that they too can get the job done.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:47
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Air India learns from the railway.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:48
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Japanese metro pusher gets a job with the airlines
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:49
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621 in a Pan Am 314. One more for the record ...
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Tom and Joe will be here soon. But remind my why we're doing this?

The captain said she wanted to have a man in every port.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:50
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Jeremy wished he went by Avanti West Coast instead
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:52
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The Police investigates the Gem theft from the BA Cargo Centre....they think it was a inside job.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:54
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The King's Coronation Coach gets a final brush up ...
But it's a plane sir .
Well there's your problem .
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 16:57
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No wonder it would not pressurise sir, Hoskins has the contract to be the window supplier. He sent Square ones....again...
think he should have been a Children's TV Presenter
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Someone did not get the memo about a fragrance free work place .

The smell of Brut and beans is just too much for some , for others it is a way of life .
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No that's confirmed sir, only nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine rivits in close formation....still no sign of the mythical Golden one ..
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 21:12
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Look at these evenly spaced bullet holes sir, looks like Jerry has the FW109 Synchronization sorted..
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Why are you leaving the forward window frame empty?

We have to -- that's the black hole.
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