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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Apr 2023, 07:29
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Hugh later had a great idea for a menonly club .
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 07:43
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Could have been worse could have been a Sumo suit was all they had left for the Generals surprise birthday party...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 07:46
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With these ears I can detect even the F117 Stealth Fighter...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 07:47
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Who need Cable TV when with these ears I can pick up Freeview...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 07:48
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With these ears I can tickle her fancy...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 07:50
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Walthamstow Dogs take seriously the threat to disrupt the greyhound racing by Animal right activists by arming the lure...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 08:19
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"No Mate. James Stewart joined the Air Force".
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 08:57
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As I'll be oot and aboot from Sparrow Fart till very late tomorrow, I'll call it some time this evening... should give Kilty ample time to develop typist's cramp!
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 09:19
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Can you spot the Finnish sniper?
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 11:28
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The Sappers dug the new uniform
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 11:30
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What typo on the Bungee jump invitation?
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 11:34
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The new inclusive, non-offensive uniform did take a little getting used to, but I am happy to report that they soon got the hang of it.
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 15:51
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The NRA have one last hurrah when it's leaked the US Military are to only be allowed one 9mm handgun with no assault rifles ..even when in theatre...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 15:53
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As Treaders calls last orders the men descide it's time to sit down and relax, well all except Kiltrash...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 15:56
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...and finally from me...
With only 51 weeks to go till Easter, Hank just can't give up on his preferred disguise...
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 18:52
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OK - runners up are:
Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Walthamstow Dogs take seriously the threat to disrupt the greyhound racing by Animal right activists by arming the lure...
Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Hoskins. Do you even know what a Playboy Bunny is?
Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Ok Elmer, this Wabbit season is gonna be different.
But the winner is Wensleydale with this...

Originally Posted by Wensleydale
"No Mate. James Stewart joined the Air Force".
Sorry mate, you're it! CST on it's way courtesy of TaskRabbit...

I might have gone with "Watership Down II - this time it's personal"

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Old 12th Apr 2023, 20:19
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Thanks Tredders. Here we go..............................



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Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:29
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The sight of a young treaders in the royal entourage was too much for some!
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:32
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"Has one's sergeant been on the sherry dear?"
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Old 12th Apr 2023, 21:35
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Did you hear ma'am, Tupperware has gone bust....oh no just where am i going to put Philips Coco pops now
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