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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Mar 2023, 08:52
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In the gardens of Craiglockhart, Dr Rivers demonstrates his new extreme systematic desensitization therapy for shell shock.
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 09:40
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Originally Posted by sealo0
OK Hoskins where did you hide the sixpence for the Christmas pudding!
Silver thruppeny bit? Tsk, tsk, tsk, you young'uns.

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Old 8th Mar 2023, 10:50
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Kjell chose it himself. He said he'd heard his name mispronounced enough while he was alive.
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 10:53
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Judging time at No 7 Camouflage School final exams. B Section have not done too well.
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 11:07
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The good news is that that the experimental emplacement scheme has reduced counterbattery fire by 100%. The bad news is that we still need to solve elevation adjustment and groundwater contamination of the propellant. Hopefully in that order . . .
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 14:22
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Chumley, tell the Sappers that they’re 300 yards short again!
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 14:23
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Here lies, our friend, Mr. Squiggle….

(for the Ozmates)
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 14:26
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So Major ....how do know that the missile manufacturers and the silo contractors were not talking to each other?
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 14:27
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Your'e right L/Cpl Jones, they wont like it 'up em'
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 14:49
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I believe it's a Bob weight Sir, I have sent for herrumph...sorry.. him, to confirm my suspicions
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 14:50
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Well Gerty is a big girl Sir, I hear she had to wire it into the mains as the batteries were to small for it.
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 22:21
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Gardener says it will never compost , so we suggested he try burning it with the leaves in Autumn when we are holiday
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 23:46
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Mother Earth is sick -- if I've heard it once, I've heard it a thousand times. But I never expected projectile vomiting.
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 01:36
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But thereís no stone. How do you know itís Hoskins?

Who else would be pushing up daisy cutters?
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 05:58
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Well, as far as Needles in Haystacks go, that wasn't very difficult!
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If Space X designed Artillery rounds...
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 12:20
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Busters gonna need a sh*tload of KY jelly for that one.
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 12:51
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Busters gonna need a sh*tload of KY jelly for that one.
Whereas Nutty will just take it like a man...
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 15:16
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General Tellytubbie and his Minions wondered just what the script writers had in store for them this episode...

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Old 9th Mar 2023, 15:18
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Don't think we're gonna need a metal detector to find this mine the Argies left behind...
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