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Old 20th Mar 2023, 06:53
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At the annual Willy Waving contest, the Major thought he had better get in some practice
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Causing yet more controversy, Patton puts and end to the Rhein in Flammen Festival.
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What was that card game we played last night??
ah yes I remember..Bragg..
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 06:56
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20 seconds later he discovered the perils off the Zipper Fly...
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 06:58
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Later he was admonished for not washing his hands ...

Yes but when I was in the Air Force we were trained not to piss on our hands.
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 07:00
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I wouldn't do that sir...
Oh Why??
The Germans released Piranhas in this stretch, to slow our crossing sir...
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 08:04
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"Hooooskins!.......I told you on parade with shiny medals and helmet."
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 08:30
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Adds a whole new meaning to Beating retreat!
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 09:24
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I said there's that Punt Sir!
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You're going to need something biggger than that to stick in the dyke Sir, I'd suggest a finger, but be warned, she might like it.
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"Wait for the Pontoons"? Pfft! I can just walk across it!
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 12:46
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It is cold you know..
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Wait and I will show you my Buster impersonation... there you go... A little pr$ck
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 12:54
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"I was told that this is where all the big nobs hang out......"
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 13:19
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Have you ever seen a white-eared elephant?
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 15:39
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Aaahhh that's better....said I wouldn't take a leek till we crossed the Rhine ...Didn't expect Panzer Gp West to put up such stiff opposition...
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 15:41
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Right now for the photo opportunity with a significant shaking of hands with General Zharkov....he is left handed isn't he??
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That's why there are no women in the Mans army
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Old 20th Mar 2023, 15:47
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General Sir, why are you wildling on the river, in full view off all the men, with a small todger.....
Cause there are no trees in the middle of a river...dolt...
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