Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

Well, one of us is firing blanks!

[Buster Hyman]

“…and, as you can see Gentlemen, this angle gives the bomb a lovely spread across any Plaza…”

[Kiltrash]

You think THIS is torture? You should try my Aunt Mable's Apple Pie.

[Kiltrash]

This is how we deal with Rats in the Desert....

[Kiltrash]

Oh the indignity of it all....being captured ...by the Italians , can I not write home to me mum is was the Afrika Corps...

[Kiltrash]

Harry later regretted mentioning just how many Taliban he had dispatched...so much easier from (redacted ) feet

[Kiltrash]

This is how the Met should deal with boy racers / Asylum Seekers ..dreams the Home Secretary

[Wensleydale]

The search continues for the next General Patton

[Wensleydale]

OFCOM investigates Saturday night's opening for Strictly Come Dancing.

[Wensleydale]

The Sadlers Wells Company rehearses a new production of Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite.

[Wensleydale]

A change has been reported for the graduation ceremony of Metropolitan Police Officers.

[Chu Chu]

You like butts, huh?

[jolihokistix]

For a small extra tip, the recruiting officer will make sure you are not judged fit to be conscripted to the Russian front.

[NutLoose]

Disney Holidays
A suntan guarranteed or your money back.

[NutLoose]

You think this is torture, wait until you meet Shamima Begum

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

And that Ch Chu is for not knowing "Little Willie" was the name of the first Tank

[NutLoose]

IT'S COCK..hook and look... you won't forget it in a minute or so.

[cynicalint]

Look! We're bending over backwards to please you and you're still not happy!

[Buster Hyman]

Son of a Motherless Camel! That’s not how you spell YMCA!