Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Having played his ball into Wentworth flower beds, Kiltrash asks the rules committee for a free drop

[jolihokistix]

“…landed with thrust-reversers?”
Steady on old chap, that’s all a bit too Jules Verne!”

[Confusious]

Scores on the doors folks

Lots of top notch entries

Third place:

Originally Posted by NutLoose

When they said I would find fairies at the bottom of the garden I didn’t expect it to be you Cuthbert and you Ponsonby.

Second place:

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

This should stop the fecking dogs crapping on my petunias..

Winner:

Originally Posted by 622

Your'e right L/Cpl Jones, they wont like it 'up em'

Take it away 622, trophy travelling from a land down under.

[NutLoose]

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman

Whereas Nutty will just take it like a man...

And help shove it up ya

Well done all, Well done 622

[622]

Many thanks .....so fill your boots with this :

[Confusious]

That's definitely a red, check the TMO and put that yellow flag away.

[Confusious]

Shall we now call it a KNAT?

[sealo0]

No Uri we’re fighting in Ukraine not OZ

[sealo0]

He’s not heavy he’s my tank!

[sealo0]

That saves the turret going into space

[Kiltrash]

Hurrumpf....my Jonesey and up em was in before 622's....
so as it's my football if i can't be in the winning side, im going home. ..

[Big Pistons Forever]

YURI ! Stop with the battle planning, it's time to surrender to the Ukrainians, heck even our tank has rolled over and bared its tummy !

[Kiltrash]

Ok you talked me back..thanks..I accept your apology 😊

Poland later regretted lending their Leopard 2 tanks to Ukraine..

[Kiltrash]

So we went wrong here and turned left instead of right...get me the navigator

[Kiltrash]

It's amazing how satisfying, after a hard day at work, there's always someone in MORE **** that you..

[Kiltrash]

...and thats why 'fficers carry swagger sticks...to apportion blame without getting within a right jab reach..

[sealo0]

OK we had better finish this game of tiddlywinks and get back to work ( if that’s what you call it)

[Kiltrash]

So if the driver puts HER left leg over the commanders right shoulder and HER right leg over the gunners goinal area we can all fit in a tank designed for a 5 person crew..

[Kiltrash]

When I said FIRE I meant to put on a brew...

[Kiltrash]

Right so the Bank is just there, in the main square and we just roll up, knock down the door, rip the safe door open and escape with the loot...
er Sir care to look over your right shoulder??