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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Mar 2023, 14:21
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Having played his ball into Wentworth flower beds, Kiltrash asks the rules committee for a free drop
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 14:27
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“…landed with thrust-reversers?”
Steady on old chap, that’s all a bit too Jules Verne!”
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 14:52
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Scores on the doors folks

Lots of top notch entries

Third place:
Originally Posted by NutLoose
When they said I would find fairies at the bottom of the garden I didnít expect it to be you Cuthbert and you Ponsonby.
Second place:
Originally Posted by Kiltrash
This should stop the fecking dogs crapping on my petunias..
Winner:
Originally Posted by 622
Your'e right L/Cpl Jones, they wont like it 'up em'
Take it away 622, trophy travelling from a land down under.
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 15:40
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Whereas Nutty will just take it like a man...
And help shove it up ya

Well done all, Well done 622
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 15:54
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Many thanks .....so fill your boots with this :







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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:08
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That's definitely a red, check the TMO and put that yellow flag away.
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:10
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Shall we now call it a KNAT?
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:12
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No Uri we’re fighting in Ukraine not OZ
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:13
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He’s not heavy he’s my tank!
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:15
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That saves the turret going into space
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:39
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Hurrumpf....my Jonesey and up em was in before 622's....
so as it's my football if i can't be in the winning side, im going home. ..
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:41
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YURI ! Stop with the battle planning, it's time to surrender to the Ukrainians, heck even our tank has rolled over and bared its tummy !

Last edited by Big Pistons Forever; 9th Mar 2023 at 22:13.
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:41
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Ok you talked me back..thanks..I accept your apology 😊

Poland later regretted lending their Leopard 2 tanks to Ukraine..
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:43
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So we went wrong here and turned left instead of right...get me the navigator
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:44
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It's amazing how satisfying, after a hard day at work, there's always someone in MORE **** that you..
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:45
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...and thats why 'fficers carry swagger sticks...to apportion blame without getting within a right jab reach..
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:48
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OK we had better finish this game of tiddlywinks and get back to work ( if that’s what you call it)
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:48
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So if the driver puts HER left leg over the commanders right shoulder and HER right leg over the gunners goinal area we can all fit in a tank designed for a 5 person crew..
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:49
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When I said FIRE I meant to put on a brew...
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Old 9th Mar 2023, 16:50
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Right so the Bank is just there, in the main square and we just roll up, knock down the door, rip the safe door open and escape with the loot...
er Sir care to look over your right shoulder??
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