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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Mar 2023, 20:28
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Klaatu barada nikto....

Nope, better call in the Army...but we ARE the Army..

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Old 7th Mar 2023, 20:29
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It said here to ". Light the blue touch paper, and retire.."
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 20:32
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Let's just bury it here and call it a Time Capsual ...not to be opened till 2001....
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 21:28
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Well that's Tom buggered. We'll have to rely on Dick and Harry...
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 22:04
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Well I now understand why the RAF call us brown jobs, when that landed I literally filled my pants, I don’t know about you chaps..
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 22:07
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"I say - what's that ticking sound?"

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Old 7th Mar 2023, 22:10
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"Those Chinese and their shoot a shell through the Earth experiment!"

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Old 7th Mar 2023, 22:10
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When they said I would find fairies at the bottom of the garden I didn’t expect it to be you Cuthbert and you Ponsonby.
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 22:35
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“I say, do you think it’s gone orf?”

“Well I think something just has, there’s a terrible smell!”
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 22:42
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“Dunno, just checked my list…it’s definitely not a TACEVAL inject. I suggest we all back quietly away…”
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Old 7th Mar 2023, 22:44
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“When you said Michelle was waiting for me in bed, this isn’t what I expected to find!”
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 00:28
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After seeing Battery Walk and Caisson Lake, visitors to the artillery park often enjoyed a quiet moment in Shell Garden.
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 05:36
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Eh Morris, you want us to dress in brightly coloured clothes with straw hats and bells on our legs and hold streamers whily prancing round this in a medieval fertility rite?? ..
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 05:38
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The revenge of the Moles, by Jasper Carrot
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 05:42
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Well it does give the lads something to aim at while walking back to base from a session in The Old Bull and Bush.... That'll stop Mrs Higginbotham complaint what she is shocked by when she looks out her upstairs landing window every Friday night, while balanced on a chair...( To get a better look , )
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 06:12
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Totally camouflaged, a fiendishly clever Bosch periscope listens in on secret garden meetings of the top brass.

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Old 8th Mar 2023, 06:43
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Someone call Enfield we’re going to need a bigger rifle!
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OK Hoskins where did you hide the sixpence for the Christmas pudding!
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Old 8th Mar 2023, 07:49
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Stand well back lads, donno how big this is gonna get.... I put on too much Grow Kwik mixed with Ponsonsby- Smyth's Viagra...again
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