Caption Competition Mk III

[Wensleydale]

When I applied for Rotary, I didn't expect a lawnmower!

[Wensleydale]

We use it for the final "Coup de Grass".

[Wensleydale]

"FLYmo NAVY".

[Wensleydale]

The US Navy's Hot Tub Unit goes into action.

[fitliker]

Slow down for speed bumps?

We don’t need no stinking speed bumps to get air time

Moped riders will ride anything including fat girls , your mom and this ! Whatever it is

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

We need to get it up to 88 then the inflatable jacussi should be warm enough.

[Kiltrash]

After his unqualified success with the Sherman on the Normand beaches, Straussler felt he was on a roll
Cr Wikillpedia.

[Kiltrash]

In the jeep...Donna about you but it scares the sh1t out of me

[Kiltrash]

Airbus later decided the flight computer needed to be re worked when TOGA was pushed

[Confusious]

Express delivery of live herrings in a pond for the Navy Seals.

[Confusious]

"QUICK, FLARE!"

"No, it's a bazooka"

"Sh!t too late"

[Confusious]

"Fifty bucks on red please."

[Chu Chu]

My wife says that after I spend the day on an air cushion, I can cook my own damn dinner.

[NutLoose]

Jesus, and I thought the Puma was ropey.

[Chu Chu]

Where’d you get that noisy thing, Hoskins? I said the AT weapon should be fired from cover.

[Kiltrash]

As Felix plummets towards the earth the support crew move the paddling pool into position to break his fall neck.

[Kiltrash]

Think we need a smaller snipers 'scope..

[Kiltrash]

In Scotland the Autumnal Midges make the crew wish they had brought scarfs...

[Confusious]

"When I signed up my dad told me to always carry a rubber."