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Old 27th Jan 2023, 15:45
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When I applied for Rotary, I didn't expect a lawnmower!
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We use it for the final "Coup de Grass".
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"FLYmo NAVY".
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 15:48
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The US Navy's Hot Tub Unit goes into action.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 15:57
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Slow down for speed bumps?

We don’t need no stinking speed bumps to get air time

Moped riders will ride anything including fat girls , your mom and this ! Whatever it is
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:09
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We need to get it up to 88 then the inflatable jacussi should be warm enough.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:24
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After his unqualified success with the Sherman on the Normand beaches, Straussler felt he was on a roll
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:25
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In the jeep...Donna about you but it scares the sh1t out of me
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:27
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Airbus later decided the flight computer needed to be re worked when TOGA was pushed
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:35
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Express delivery of live herrings in a pond for the Navy Seals.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:39
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"QUICK, FLARE!"

"No, it's a bazooka"

"Sh!t too late"
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:45
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"Fifty bucks on red please."
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:48
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My wife says that after I spend the day on an air cushion, I can cook my own damn dinner.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 16:51
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Jesus, and I thought the Puma was ropey.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 17:39
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Where’d you get that noisy thing, Hoskins? I said the AT weapon should be fired from cover.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 17:53
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As Felix plummets towards the earth the support crew move the paddling pool into position to break his fall neck.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 17:55
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Think we need a smaller snipers 'scope..
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In Scotland the Autumnal Midges make the crew wish they had brought scarfs...
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"When I signed up my dad told me to always carry a rubber."
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