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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:17
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Santa gets his claws out.
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:24
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Yes, they're on the n-n-n-n-n-aughty list!
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:33
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Members of the North Pole Rifles felt that their BDU's were not that practical during deployment.
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:35
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Naughty? Nice? Who gives a sh*t!
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:40
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Hoskins was playing Santa to the base children....just as the Talibanies attacked.
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:41
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Wrong Camo for the North Pole exercise..
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:44
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What really happened when the Jerries came out their trenches to play the Christmas Day Truce football game...and won penalties..
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:47
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Seal Team 6 use the hide in plain sight method to get close to Osama...None of this very expensive Stealth Black Hawk crap... That does not exist.
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:49
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Harry and Meghan's Christmas Card...he sends to the rest of the Royal Family...
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:50
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Kiltrash does not need the single shot snipers rifle....when he can use the Scattergun method.
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 14:52
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"You better watch out, better not cry / You better not pout, I'm telling you why / Santa Claus is coming to town!"

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Old 19th Dec 2022, 14:55
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"You better watch out, better not cry / You better not pout, I'm telling you why / Santa Claus is coming to town!"

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Old 19th Dec 2022, 16:04
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Originally Posted by Confusious
Thanks Chu Chu,
Here we go all.
Enjoy.

at which point, the elves banded together to give Santa anger management lessons...
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 16:18
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Oh Santa what did you get for Xmas, something quite, I hope. Ahh may be not!
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 16:20
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Hey can someone get me so more ammo I’m running out
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 16:23
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Cauvman 1

so good you said it twice
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 16:36
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NORAD claims a Blue on Blue...
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 16:37
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When i asked for Mrs Clause in her webbing, this is not what I expected!
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A guardsman was reported to have 'responded aggressively' when ordered to model one of the suggested replacements for 'real bearskin' bearskin caps.
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 17:34
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Mrs Claus wanted Venison? She shall have loads of Venison! Sorry, Rudolph.
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