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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Jan 2023, 18:57
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"When I signed up my dad told me to always carry a rubber."
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 19:48
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“Umm … aren’t we supposed to retract the landing gear as part of the post take-off check?”
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 20:00
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Do you think these sun glasses make me look like Chuck Norris?

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Old 27th Jan 2023, 20:02
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Talk to me Goose.
F ***Off Mav. If it wasn't for you I'd still be on Tomcats.
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 22:06
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"What idiot put the exhaust pipe facing forwards?"
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Old 27th Jan 2023, 23:54
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"I think the signwriter got it wrong, it should be U/S ARMY, this thing is farked!"
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 01:00
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The driver didnít win any popularity contests, but he did have two big fans.
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 02:44
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Gee-Zuzz! Go easy on the Red Bull Hank!
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 08:13
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While on Pre Invasion maneuvers in Dorset the US Army later desides this was one invention more dangerous to us that it is to them...
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 08:46
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Might be worse: could have been an Astra Diesel Estate.
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 10:58
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Kiltrash first drive of the day.....quick Hank move the hole 69 foot to the left...
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 11:00
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....and if it does not work properly, attach a barrage balloon and we have a new Royal Observation Corps position...
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 11:02
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Lockheed Martin's testbed for what was to become the YF35.... Well the Brits had the Bedstead...
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 11:09
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Marty Mcfly was not too pleased with the first prototype of the hoverboard
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 11:41
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The Army kindly asked Dyson to not send anymore prototypes in for evaluation.
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 15:03
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We landed in a cow pasture last week. Made enough ground beef to feed a battalion....

- Ed
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 18:38
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Early contenders for the 1944 Darwin award.
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 19:46
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Who put the kangaroo petrol in?
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 20:02
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The Ultimate Hairdresserís vehicle, can blow dry an entire section at Anfield on a rainy Saturday better than an Audi TT .
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 22:42
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Careful, we have no seat belts, if you brake hard it won’t just be the sh*t that hits the fan.
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