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Old 28th Feb 2023, 20:58
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"I sprinkle thee with the magical Invisibility Sauce, and the Ukrainians won't be able to see you!"
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Old 1st Mar 2023, 04:20
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I tell you, Godspell was just a film...
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Old 1st Mar 2023, 07:26
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I tell you, I could not see you in the background...
Oh thank you sir..
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Old 1st Mar 2023, 07:29
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Picture later released showing President Putin's plan to protect the troops from COVID ..
Called Herd Immunity
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Old 1st Mar 2023, 07:32
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Meanwhile in California the peace protesters put daffodils in the muzzles
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Old 1st Mar 2023, 07:37
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"You all need to be doused in this 'Eau De Vlad' for tracking purposes."

"Well they do they that a fox can smell it's own hole."
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Old 1st Mar 2023, 20:13
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Ok Ladies, Gentlemen, it is time for the scores on the doors.. in order

and the winner is
Ascend Charle with


"I sprinkle thee with the magical Invisibility Sauce, and the Ukrainians won't be able to see you!"

MPN11


“Splash One, switching to guns”

Dan Gerous with

Fat guy, "I hope that's water lite. I'm supposed to be on a diet"!

Confusious with

"I don't think Vodka will help, but it's worth a shot."

Buster with


umm, actually, it’s your last rites. We find that it saves time later!

my entry would have been along the lines of

Bugger my torch has flamed out again, not that I will be going to the bloody olympics anyway.


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Old 1st Mar 2023, 22:58
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Thanks Nutty, see what we can do with this one.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 00:49
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Well I recognise Kojak but the rest of the fancy dress party entries are rubbish.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 00:56
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Wave to the starving suckers, then we will head back in, I have a nice donkey roasting on the barbecue.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 00:58
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Sir, we’re not supposed to look at them, they want to be left alone, they say they have brought you a copy of their book..
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 01:01
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Ha, they call themselves the decadent west, but their McDonalds staff only get 5 stars on their uniforms General
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 01:20
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Brave warriors I stand before you and I salute you, we are to answer the call and I have promised our friend Putin that we… erm, you, will be in St Petersburg within a week..

Kyiv…. Glorious leader, it’s Kyiv…
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 03:41
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"No, no! Cut! CUT!!! You, the fat enormous one in the middle, you're supposed to be clapping!"
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 05:16
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Chainmail, eh General? A good idea but I think I see a few holes in it...
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 05:19
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Originally Posted by jolihokistix
"No, no! Cut! CUT!!! You, the fat enormous one in the middle, you're supposed to be clapping!"
You at the front in the hat - you aren't supposed to crap in here...
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 05:46
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Kim's daughter was not impressed with her uniform when she succeeded her father
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Why do all the greatest countries in the World all have Red, White and Blue on their national flags ??
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Yung Fat Wun's body double, Psy, had trouble restraining himself from doing the Gangnam Style dance whenever the band started playing.
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Old 2nd Mar 2023, 06:40
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The Boss Nork Orc wondered why he didn't get a spray of Head & Shoulders...until he checked.
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