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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Jan 2022, 13:36
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Not a caption: What's the deal with the gap along the bottom of the windscreen?
Is a Caption …“Ah, Tony, that’s the fresh air inlet. You said you would bring fresh air to Politics, once I told you to say that.”
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 14:55
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I hear there’s a bit of rivalry between you and the Brown jobs, I have that problem too.
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 15:31
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Wooden mockup presented at Farnborough to show what the real one would look like in production.....The Aircraft is the only real thing in this picture
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 17:51
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I'll keep it short this week,

i declare the winner to be

Cynicalint with - "This is IT!, the path to my knighthood!"

and the runner up

MPN11 - “Can we call this a business meeting”

I would have gone with something like "Do you think this is a good idea Tony, illegal wars aren't for everybody you know!"

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Old 9th Jan 2022, 19:22
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Thank you OMAAbound!
As the last aircraft was not real, let's try this one...
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 19:31
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The new Red Arrows, and all operated by SAC's
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 19:48
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At the Ministry of Defence the 2 meter rules during the Christmas Party is taken seriously, however as the night wears on, and the drink flows, the rules go a bit ' soft '
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 19:51
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Due to a broken answerphone Ms Delboy found out the hard way the Fancy Dress party had turned into a wake...
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 21:16
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Aviation themed fashionable fart sack , collects up to three days of farts or two hours of MRE’s farts to be sold on the internet at inflated prices to the pervert punters and coprophilia enthusiasts . Jars sold separately.
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 22:08
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A replacement for the Hawk T1 has been procured for 100 Sqn to use in their Red Air role.
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 22:10
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The RAF Board panic as they realise that they need a gender neutral term for "The Red Baron".
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 22:12
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A new security initiative for the Royal Family has been unveiled. In case of any incident, the VIP dons the new protection outfit and declares Purple Airspace...everyone within two miles has to vacate the area.
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 23:19
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Boris Johnson reveals plans for cost cutting in the RAF, may have gone a little too far!

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Old 9th Jan 2022, 23:52
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Woohoo, guess where the joystick is!
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 00:29
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Captain Tigger says ; Lower your gear and flaps , it is going to be a bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy jumpy bumpy clumpy thumpy landing , brace brace brace

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Old 10th Jan 2022, 01:51
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It's only a little plane, with short wings, for those short legs.
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 06:12
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Invited to Ally Pally to see the ' " Arows " Mrs Hoskins tries to upstage her husband
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 06:15
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In an attempt to re connect with her husband , Mrs Ward welcomes him back at the dockside
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 06:17
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All went well till the presenter pinned the " Blue Peter " badge to the outfit....
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 08:12
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You don't need to shoot a let down, Hoskins, just pull the bung out.
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