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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Feb 2023, 21:31
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Hoskins, being scared of the dark, turned to follow the sun.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 01:53
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PLE, Calling "it"

Time to RTB, while there is only 18 hours endurance remaining.

Mentions in the Post Flight Debrief/26FEB230035Z:



Flight Engineers:

Originally Posted by Confusious
"That should do us for another 25 miles, roll the wings level. Bloody solar powered contraption!"


Your howgozit just isn’t for catching breadcrumbs! PDCA!


Navigators:
Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Or: Let me guess -- Hoskins confused "radius" and "diameter" again.

Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Having Time Warped round the Sun, Captain Kirk suspected Mr Spock had got the decimal point in the wrong place ...welcome to 1978.....and the Chameleon Circuit ...
Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
Hoskins, being scared of the dark, turned to follow the sun.


How is it we get most lost with 10 Navs on board?

On pilots:

Originally Posted by Confusious
"Captain, we're high and hot!"


No problem, we still have 18 hours endurance left…

On Galley and Heads:
Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Well that's one way to flip the pancakes the Nav's cooking !

Originally Posted by NutLoose
That should sort out the Nav’s complaint that the Elsan he’s sitting on is full.
Originally Posted by NutLoose


Cleanup on aisle 13...

On TACCO’s & SENSO’s:

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
It was a dangerous place to fly…especially the Left Bank.
Originally Posted by Kiltrash
The USN P3 crew watching for Russian Navel units in the Black sea were surprised how Putin upped the ante on the first anniversary...

Originally Posted by Chu Chu
MAD meets MAD.


misspent youth focused.


On ORD’s:
Originally Posted by cynicalint
I think the nuclear depth charge has detonated prematurely!

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Wow. What a sunset! Looks just like a bucket of Sunshine!
Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Sunset? But it's Midday....


Ords, best cooks ever.




Runner up….

Originally Posted by NutLoose
One day mate, i going to fly over that Horizon and have a look, there must be thousands of those big orange glowing balls over it.
still searching....




Winner….

Originally Posted by NutLoose


The star of the show always was ever thus, the star.


P.S.:
Reminiscing how lifting used to be before the magenta line ....






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Old 26th Feb 2023, 12:22
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Thanks commiserations to Buster

ok try this one.



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Old 26th Feb 2023, 12:30
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“What do you mean, it’s a repeat?”
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 12:31
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Okay, they’re looking to see what won the last one & we’ll put that up under your name.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 13:21
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Harry ( Potter ) 's wand had lost all its powers..
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 13:23
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Before heading to the front line the troops all get the Padres blessing...even the Atheist
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 13:25
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They have to find a use for the Eurovision trophy as Ukraine won but can't hold the next event
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:11
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Phew! That was a close brush.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:15
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The Regimental shaving brush gets more use than the Regimental condom . It might be time to buy a new one
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:30
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“What a scruffy shower” said the RSM
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:34
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The Regiment’s ice bucket gets another outing.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:36
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Beware of rust on your AK!
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:39
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The decorators in Kyiv are asked to bless the troops
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:41
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Proof even, if it was needed, that amputees are not to be denied access to weapons to defend the Motherland..
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 14:42
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Sorry, only Potato soup for everyone. Don't you know there's a War on,??
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 15:02
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The West has splashed out to buy weapons...
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“Splash One, switching to guns”
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 16:04
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Unholy water sprinkler - a type of mace used in the Russian army.
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Old 26th Feb 2023, 16:53
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"Oi ... you missed me!!"
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