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...resulting in more trouble in the South China Sea!
Indeed.... Do we have any assets in that area?
Well, there's still a few Commonwealth countries Ma'am, but no dependencies as such.
Ahh...Independence is a bitch eh! What else is news?
Indeed.... Do we have any assets in that area?
Well, there's still a few Commonwealth countries Ma'am, but no dependencies as such.
Ahh...Independence is a bitch eh! What else is news?
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This furniture is ghastly, where did it come from?
It was mostly from DFS and IKEA your Majesty.
Well now that they've buggered off to America, burn it and get some of the good stufff down from the attic.
It was mostly from DFS and IKEA your Majesty.
Well now that they've buggered off to America, burn it and get some of the good stufff down from the attic.
Have you seen where we put my mother??
I believe that Prince Philip turfed out the Ashes and used the urn for a crafty fag...hoped you would not notice ...
I believe that Prince Philip turfed out the Ashes and used the urn for a crafty fag...hoped you would not notice ...
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No sorry ma'am, Even the BBC Repair shop have said the Wingback Chair is beyond hope.
But its a family heirloom, is a Wedding Present from that nice Mr Chamberlain, in fact that's the very seat Philip was in when he passed away, when the seat spring went TWANG....
But its a family heirloom, is a Wedding Present from that nice Mr Chamberlain, in fact that's the very seat Philip was in when he passed away, when the seat spring went TWANG....
Avoid imitations
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Nice tinsel, but one is still having a Christmas tree.
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"And how are the plans for the Staff Party progressing?"
I'm sorry, ma'am but it appears all the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish ( and Canadians, Australians even the Barbadian ) viewers have voted you to be next out the Castle.. Still look on the bright side, You get to be interviewed on Lorraine tomorrow..
I'm sorry ma'am but it appears when the BBC Reported ' London Bridge ' was down Charles rushed over to try on the Throne. Unfortunately in his haste he ran over and killed Flossie your favourite Corgi. ...
What... have him stuffed then...
What Flossie? ?
No you clot Charles....Where's that pad of Death Warrents
Oh and the BBC apologise it should have been Tower Bridge was down on the morning news...
What... have him stuffed then...
What Flossie? ?
No you clot Charles....Where's that pad of Death Warrents
Oh and the BBC apologise it should have been Tower Bridge was down on the morning news...
You know you asked me a couple of days ago about the F35b we lost in the Mediterranean? Well Able Seaman Hoskins ( who else ) has been found culpable and as First Sea Lord I humbly ask your permission to Keel Haul him under your namesake... ..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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What do you mean, civvies are not allowed to abseil out of Her Majesty's helicopters? Who's Queen? I abseiled out of a helicopter at the Olympics and as Head of the Armed Forces AND your boss, I'll damned well do it again!
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“The PM has spawned another one? Does he expect an OBE, or an Industry award?”