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Old 10th Feb 2023, 13:49
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And all of a sudden, the MCAS went off!
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 13:50
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Russia agrees to return all the Western aircraft… by mail.
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 13:51
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“Oh…I thought P2F was Passenger to F#@$&*!
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 13:53
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“Okay.Are you satisfied now? WE DONT HAVE YOUR F***ING BAG,,,”
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 17:10
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Health and safety was more concerned to prosecute the person who did not put red tape across the open aircraft doors, against statute rulling MG23X526/Wxvz...rather than the lack of hi Viz being worn...
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 17:11
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“Er..this is actually the one that needed a port nav light bulb fixing!”
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 17:13
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At Pleasure Beach in Sarfend the digger driver was eventually banned from the hook a duck stall...
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 17:18
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Having torn the plane apart to locate the errant rodent at Brisbane before it introduced Mixamatocious Mad rabbit disease did they find Hoskins was a master ventriloquist...
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 18:36
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Whatever else happens, the pilot won’t be writing “insufficient breaks” on a maintenance sheet again.
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Old 10th Feb 2023, 20:29
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Having torn the plane apart to locate the errant rodent at Brisbane before it introduced Mixamatocious Mad rabbit disease did they find Hoskins was a master ventriloquist...
No, but they did find that he was a master baiter.
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Old 11th Feb 2023, 04:56
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Before I was made redundant from the NHS in retaliation to being the striking surgeon ringleader I specialised in Tonsils....open wide...
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Old 11th Feb 2023, 06:09
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TACEVAL inject gets out of hand.
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Old 11th Feb 2023, 08:36
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Robot Wars goes upscale.
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Old 11th Feb 2023, 09:41
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I'm sorry, but the circumstances are irrelevant. This still goes down as a Tail Strike on your flying record!
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Old 11th Feb 2023, 10:08
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Morning All

Last orders Please, will call this at 6.00 GMT (ish) today

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Old 11th Feb 2023, 10:15
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Terminator D(Dental) 1000. "Open wide".


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Old 11th Feb 2023, 10:35
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How QATAR Airways sees the paint peeling on the A350's
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Old 11th Feb 2023, 17:07
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So scores on the doors as follows

Runner up Nutty : Ohh Sh*t, wrong plane...

Good try: Buster :
Okay.Are you satisfied now? WE DONT HAVE YOUR F***ING BAG,,,”

but the winner is Copenhagen :
Did you try switching it off and on again?

Trophy on it's way via pm

Best of Luck

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Old 11th Feb 2023, 17:50
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Well done Copenhagen...I was going to have one last effort...

They say to survive a Earthquake best to shelter under a pair of strong supports ....I mean look what it did to a plane..
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Old 12th Feb 2023, 10:04
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We seem to have radio silence from Copenhagen. Any know his whereabouts other than in Copenhagen.

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