Caption Competition Mk III
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And I’ve arranged one of our jets to take you onto Paris, the one with the Union flag on the tail, because it will wind the Frogs up something terrible.
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So was it a good birthday cake Rishi?
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I wouldn’t mind but Boris only had one slice of cake, I had two and also a couple of beers.
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You should see the decoration in No 10, it looks like someone has thrown up and had a pizza fight in the PM’s residence.
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Which genius suggested we British should send you all our submarines? Was it Keir or Elon?
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“Chinese balloons? Trump says it’s one of his used condoms!”
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OK so who’s the comedian!
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I heard Kiltrash was only going to put in one entry for this competition.
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So when I speak in the house i try to have my mic about this far from my mouth, that way no one knows what the firke we are doing.