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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Feb 2023, 22:05
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And I’ve arranged one of our jets to take you onto Paris, the one with the Union flag on the tail, because it will wind the Frogs up something terrible.
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Old 13th Feb 2023, 23:42
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"That's hilarious....but why did the chicken want to get to the other side of the road?"
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 00:28
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So was it a good birthday cake Rishi?
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 00:30
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I wouldn’t mind but Boris only had one slice of cake, I had two and also a couple of beers.
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 00:32
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You should see the decoration in No 10, it looks like someone has thrown up and had a pizza fight in the PM’s residence.
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 07:36
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So the wife swops all arranged for the 14th.. at Chequers... Happy Valentine's Day
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 07:38
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Yes I'm sure we can fit in a game of golf, will just drop in on Andrew, Pilot please
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 07:41
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If you get a Squadron of F-18's we will let you have the POW to fly them off....have you a couple of ocean going tugs you could send to Rosyth?
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 07:45
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That's a great joke, I'm sure Nutty will repeat it and claim it as his own effort 😊
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 07:58
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I havent laughed this hard Prime Minister since you told me how many planes you are going to send!
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 09:36
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Which genius suggested we British should send you all our submarines? Was it Keir or Elon?

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Old 14th Feb 2023, 09:50
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"Rishi, now you look like a complete helmet too!"
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 14:20
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“Chinese balloons? Trump says it’s one of his used condoms!”
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 15:07
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This is my underground bunker when that Kay Burley comes calling....they both said.
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 15:08
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Mattel release the first image of their action man toy for Christmas 2023
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 15:09
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First signs of hypoxia begin to set in above 10000 feet
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 15:32
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 15:48
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OK so who’s the comedian!
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 16:24
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I heard Kiltrash was only going to put in one entry for this competition.
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Old 14th Feb 2023, 16:25
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So when I speak in the house i try to have my mic about this far from my mouth, that way no one knows what the firke we are doing.
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