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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Feb 2023, 15:22
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O.K. We close the capsule. Then we clamp it to a gigantic helium balloon. Then we fly it over China. You good with that?

- Ed
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 19:52
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
It's quite simple really, once we miniaturize you, we will insert you up the rectum of the Prime Minister, rather like a suppository and you will be able to report back via that phone on the condition of his bowels.
Just send us an update.
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 20:03
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Yes, I promise. This autoclave will wipe out your little dose of clap without anyone needing to know.
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 20:18
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Do I feel rejuvenated? The hell I do... They closed the lid on me as a fit 25 year old...
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I thought you said "talk with mother" not "Torquemada"...
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 21:05
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I don’t look like Captain America yet. Close the door and give me another 10 minutes…
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 21:06
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It’s Lady Gaga, for you…
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 21:16
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I fell asleep listening to Nixon in this contraption, biden my time, and all of a sudden,you open the lid and I'm the president of the USA! Can't remember that happening!
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 21:30
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Declassified BRIXMIS imagery suggested that the Russian approach to secure speech communications was rather unusual.
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 21:45
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"You blithering idiot! When you shut the lid, it cut the phone cord!"
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Old 7th Feb 2023, 21:50
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Thanks for offering to pose for this week's painting class. You've got the pose spot on but this is a naked scene.
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 05:39
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"I now identify as a Clam, thank you very much!"
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Eventually, the failure of the Adult Kinder Surprise led to the banning of all Kinder Surprises in the United States.
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 06:31
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His audition for a Ninja Turtles role, heroes on the half shell, was unimpressive.
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 12:03
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Anyone here called Major Tom?
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 12:12
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“No, the after effects of your last night’s Vindaloo have definitely NOT worn off - I’m shutting the lid again…..call back in an hour!”
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 18:31
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”It’s the speaking cock..”

“Surely you mean clock..”

“Nope, it’s put me through to Boris Johnson’s office”
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Old 8th Feb 2023, 18:36
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One last thing, could you get the paint shop to put the roundel on the outside.
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When you close out up I get this funny feeling someone is staring at me from behind.
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