Caption Competition Mk III
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I got kicked out of the USA for not revealing my drugs use, but never mind, moving 'ere the country is a wash wiff drugs, though the wife ain't keen on 'aving to dress like this and carry a gun..
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The Sun:
Shock Horror
Rich, affluent and privileged white male caught stealing an underprivileged olive skinned mans only means of transport, thus robbing him and his destitute family of their only source of making a living.
Shock Horror
Rich, affluent and privileged white male caught stealing an underprivileged olive skinned mans only means of transport, thus robbing him and his destitute family of their only source of making a living.
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It's my brothers, I am only the pillion
My liege I bring you your trusty steed, only I used it for 5 minutes and it’s knackered
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Bugger! Shouldn't have moved to California, those who count disapprove of the ICE...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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That I'm reduced to this - delivering pizza to Uncle Andy...
FML, first the Wildcat now the bearings on this b@st@£d's tail wheel.
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Hey Harry, perhaps if you fitted a headlight to it, you might be able to see the total f*ck up in your life on the road ahead..
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I say chaps, if we capture some more of these perhaps we could try out having a polo match, that will keep you chaps busy getting them repaired while I pop off and write my memoirs..
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I’m going to donate it to the Woking Pizza Restaurant then they will be able to do home deliveries, it will save my Uncle Andy having to travel in to pick up his orders.
Well tinkering with old bikes did help dad finally get what he wanted...see if I can follow..
( To save you looking up
KC3 74
Camilla 75
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Meghan 41 )
Better make space in the tower
( To save you looking up
KC3 74
Camilla 75
Harry 38
Meghan 41 )
Better make space in the tower
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