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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Feb 2023, 15:22
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Skip, weather radar shows the sky is clear....the met report said heavy rain 1 mile ahead of us...cant both be right..
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 15:25
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The new Air Force one comes complete with Marine one....saves all this messing about with stairs and salutes at Andrews.
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 15:28
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Having delivered the final B747, the company in Seattle need to rein in their product line
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 16:24
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All that fuss about Venus Aerospace and it's just a fly trap.
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:12
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Having landed in Australia the I'm a Celebrity contestants get set to be dropped immediately into camp...
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:13
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Chief Brody: We're gonna need a bigger airplane!
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:15
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30m wide cargo deck and 35 m rotor sweep...what could possibly go wrong said Hoskins. ..from his hospital bed
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:17
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Put the engine into the red, I'm gonna tow that big bad boy if is its the last thing I do...
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:20
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Don't laugh at me, my 10 brothers all called Huey are behind me
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:28
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This proves that everything has already been tried in the movies..
The latest Bond blockbuster has a Nuclear Sub (or two ) being swallowed whole by a Supertanker
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:31
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Turning round the eye in the sky reports that the Blackwell tunnel looks exceptionaly clear on the morning commute
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:33
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On a Spotters day at Bruntingthorpe Nutty tries to pass off his before accidents snaps to the AAIB
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 17:36
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VERY rich football player won't let a inconvenient train strike stop him getting to the training ground.
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 18:25
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Well if you'd hired a C5 like I told you to do, you wouldn't have had to back it in!
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 18:27
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I don't think the air launched Parasite Helicopter is such a good idea


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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 18:30
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With the loss of all hydraulics, the only option left was to raise the barrier.
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Are you a German registered freight company?
JA!
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 20:37
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Help, one of my front choppers has come out - DENTIST!
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Robbo: What are you laughing at?

That bloke by my left door …he’s well camp!
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 21:27
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The attempt to remake Jaws into an aircraft related film did not work as well as intended!
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