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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Feb 2023, 17:14
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In Chateau Meghan the kids all play in the sandbox...Oh Harry ...ooohhh Hhaarryy ...oooohhh Hhhaaarrryyy she said when the lights were out.. .... Damm sand gets everywhere said a sore Prince....before he was seen by the Urologists in A&E
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In the King's Coronation, Harry sneeks in having NOT been invited to the procession down the Mall...celebrating all the best of England... Well KC3 is not my King said Kiltrash...
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 17:18
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At St Andrews the CCTV finally revealed what caused the tyre marks in Hell's Bunker ...
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....and you REALLY want to give this Wally real live bullets asked the QM...
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 17:22
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Later investigation showed there was actually nothing wrong with the Motorbike....yes but that would not have made a comic situation said the Captain.. as he collected his MBE...
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 18:16
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Hr was consoled by also be awarded an OYB ... "On yer bike"
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 18:37
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Surely its "Absinthe". (I've also heard an "Abscess" variant).
Oi, itís MY caption!


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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 19:04
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Help me Honda,
Help help me Honda,
Help me Honda
Help help me Honda
Help me Honda yeh,
Get away from the wife.



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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 19:45
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He had some good times with the old town bike.
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 19:46
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"Damn, just banged my ankle on that Getty sign."
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 20:06
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First gear, it's alright (Honda, Honda, go faster, faster)
Second gear, I lean right (Little Honda, Honda, go faster, faster)
Third gear, hang on tight (Honda, Honda, go faster, faster)
Faster, it's alright. (Beach Boys 1964)

But first, one must start it!

- Ed
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 20:13
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"This is not the Royal Enfield that one ordered."
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 21:40
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
Oi, itís MY caption!


But the other variations of the joke are funnier!
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Old 2nd Feb 2023, 22:07
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
But the other variations of the joke are funnier!

now, now, leave Buster out of it, no need to get personal…
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if I pretend I’ve broken down round the back of this pub, who knows I might even get a shag…
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"Honda rise early in da morning..."

Excuse me Sire, Rolf Harris is even more of a no no than the Nazis...
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All I asked for was a Royal Enfield but the dealer said as I was no longer a Working royal all he had was a non working Honda...
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 06:46
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Harry later discovered that it was simply out of fuel ..Fuel he said, my third batman deals with boring things like that....ps what's fuel??
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 06:50
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Being low on fuel Harry discovered all the money in his wallet had his Brothers face on it which he would not handle, do he had to push it home...
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Old 3rd Feb 2023, 06:57
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Trailer for the latest Netflix block Buster is revealed ....where the hero in true Bond style knocks the attacking baddie off the Motorbike and rides off on it to the waiting arms of his pregnant wife ..hits a snag when it's realised the hero does not have a bike licence....
That's alright said the producer we'll just green screen in Tom...
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