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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Feb 2023, 07:38
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Thought they were going to give me an Apache not some other crummy old Indian...
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 07:49
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Gosh this is hard work I’m not sure I like this.
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Bugger this for a game of soldier s
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When they said it was hair transportable
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Having finally drained the Suez Canal after the Evergiven accident this was all they found
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Megan did say to bring back something large and throbbing for between her legs..
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The Talibanies could strap a pair of Bazookas to this. Let's see what Pvt Nutty can do with it
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It's not the only old bike in my life...


(Is accommodation at the Tower comfortable?)
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"whats up with it?"
"I dunn'o, it just keeps making a whining noise!"
"....and the Motor bike?"
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"Where the hell is ones chauffeur?"
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Old 1st Feb 2023, 09:33
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"I've got such wonderful tales to tell my father when I get home. Perhaps I will also tell Prince Charles!"
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Cripes I think I made a mistake buying this, there's no room for the baggage.


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Are you going to tell the fu*ckwit bump starting it on sand will never happen?...
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Hey up, here comes Tonto..
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My grandad was right, never trust anything built by slitty eyed people.
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Well it's red, it vibrates a lot and you straddle it, Megan will love it..
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"No, I'm not bloody bitter and twisted that William got to fly helicopters....RIGHT!
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I know he is our Boss and all, but guys, seriously, this is like watching a rerun of The Last of the Summer Wine...
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Please, can someone despatch that rider.
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He is aware he is supposed to sit on it as it moves along?
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