Caption Competition Mk III
It was after the investigation into the subsequent disaster that the MOD descides that all troops employed in fuzing munitons should be a minimum of 20 feet apart... Fortunately Sir Alf did not adopt that strategy for his defensive back four .
The Royal Fuseinheres ...
THe Kubrick estate releveals the WW 1 photo that inspired the famous scene in Dr Strangelove
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Are you sure these are the brass band instruments we ordered, I can’t get a damned note out of this thing.
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Surely we should also get bomb disposal badges, we shove them in the barrel and dispose of them to Jerry.
This says' Blackpool ' mine says ' Brighton ' mine says ' Bournemouth ' ....when we asked for something that reminds us of home I did not expect seaside rock....I hoped for Black Pudding...
A tough job judging this time -- I feel like I'm under a barrage, and none of them duds. But I had to narrow it down somehow, so here goes:
Third runner-up is SLXOwft with "The Royal Fuseinheres ..."
Second runner up, bringing in some holiday spirit, is Buster with "...and you're sure these are Christmas Crackers?"
First runner up is Treadigraph with a pun I couldn't resist:
"Right then you 'orrible lot, when you've finished that, you'll be shelling peas in the cook house.
Blimey Sarge, I'm glad all this 'ard work'll be put to some good use then!"
And the winner of the soon-to-be-platinum-plated CST is Confusious, with: "Dressed up as soldiers, the old bill will never suspect us of nicking all these catalytic converters. [Scouser accent] "
Trophy will be on its way as soon as I can work out the elevation.
Third runner-up is SLXOwft with "The Royal Fuseinheres ..."
Second runner up, bringing in some holiday spirit, is Buster with "...and you're sure these are Christmas Crackers?"
First runner up is Treadigraph with a pun I couldn't resist:
"Right then you 'orrible lot, when you've finished that, you'll be shelling peas in the cook house.
Blimey Sarge, I'm glad all this 'ard work'll be put to some good use then!"
And the winner of the soon-to-be-platinum-plated CST is Confusious, with: "Dressed up as soldiers, the old bill will never suspect us of nicking all these catalytic converters. [Scouser accent] "
Trophy will be on its way as soon as I can work out the elevation.
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Bloody Elves ... I hate them!
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Due to keen competition from Amazon, Santa needed fewer reindeer this year...
Vlad, Santa got a present for you! I think it’s got your name on it!
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Who am I shooting at? Oh, anyone who failed to leave out a mince pie and a glass of Scotch. Or if they leave a Co-op mince pie and a glass of bloody Bells. Ho ho ho my arse...
