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Old 12th Oct 2021, 17:10
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What's the chances of running onto a Hilux, ....in the Dakar Rally.....
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 17:13
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In Canary Wharf the Coffee Shops look for all oportunities to open as the Workers return to their offices, Well the Coffee Machine goes there and the " Toasties " machine there and voila, we're ready to re open. ...
Open it and they will come, claimed the PM....
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 17:17
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At JFK A consequence of re routing the flight paths over The World's Fair site the same day the Tennis Tournament started proved to be a disaster due to Ball Strikes....
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 18:19
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"What's the drift, Nav?"

"About 12 feet deep!".
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 19:18
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"F**k!"

"Language, Timothy!"

"Sorry... Fjandinn!"
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 21:43
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MacGyver climbed a bit higher to look for the 3 rubber bands, a paper cup and some chewing gum that he needed to finish the job.
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 22:35
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Where to start? I know! let's build a tripod!
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 06:29
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....and that's how you do a ' Spot Landing ' ....
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 07:05
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I say, Rolls?
Yes Royce.
Just hold that pose for a moment, would you? I've just had rather a grand idea!
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 07:15
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"...Bit more....Bit more....wait, that's it! Don't move. Now, what's good on Netflix on Wednesdays?"
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 07:46
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 07:48
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Reg, I'm not saying you couldn't fly your wing suit through there, just that I have feeling you might get a bit of headache if you try...
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 07:57
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Originally Posted by appruser
I know you're mad at me, but did you really have to do this???
Not a Caption ... Welcome aboard, appruser!
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 08:23
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Mask Hoskins ....MASK... it's still tbe rules when on a plane..
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 08:25
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Hoskins, get down from there, you might injure yourself, and there's no International Rescue to save you..
I cant sir..
Why?...
There's Snakes on the Plane
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 08:27
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...and if I cover these 2 holes in the roof, The Saharan Wind blowing through play the opening notes to ' Flower of Scotland '
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 08:31
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Rick Rojatt - the early years...
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 08:33
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Get down, quick - Michael O'Leary's heading this way and we don't want to be givin' him any ideas now...
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Hello? Is that Mikey McBryan? I gotta another Dak for you to rebuild...
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Old 13th Oct 2021, 08:51
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I think its a DC one and a half...
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