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Old 28th Jan 2023, 21:45
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The Ultimate Hairdresser’s vehicle, can blow dry an entire section at Anfield on a rainy Saturday better than an Audi TT .
Thats you off my fecking Christmas Card list, I own a TTS
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 21:48
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Look Nav, you can tell how important the US Army considers you, they only gave me an anti roll protection.
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 21:49
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Old 28th Jan 2023, 21:51
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Wtf are we testing the new Army snowblower in summer?
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 00:51
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Stunned by news that the Red Army is equipped with flying turrets, the Americans begin a crash development program.
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 02:26
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A few beers, a couple of hot tubs, and history was made...
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 05:14
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Early trials of air drops to forward troops show initial promise however 5 seconds later the 30 tonne Sherman did cause the CO to write to 2 families that their sons died in active combat and they should be proud of them. Their remains will be slipped under the door if not in..
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 05:21
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Ukriane were please to see the US Supply armoured fighting vehicles, however Amazon appear to have shipped the Airjeep not the Abrams...
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 05:25
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Captain Kat did wonder " What does this handle do "??...later regretted letting his curiosity get the better of him
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 05:27
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4077 th MASH motto..." We bring the Hospital to you "
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 10:54
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Hurry! They need freshly sliced vegetables on the front line!
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 12:21
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Nice try at showing sensitivity to our acrophobes, but it doesn't really provide the full airborne experience. Maybe if we turned it upside down and put it the bottom of a silo. . .
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 16:10
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When they said we were getting a three wheeler I rather hoped it would be a Robin Reliant.
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 16:57
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Well, well Hoskins, having a flying pond full of frogs doesn't fulfill the amphibious brief!
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 18:44
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Sarge... im showing a negative airspeed and this Angle of Attack can't be right....
Well, Control Alt Del. Usually cures it.. or just rely on MCAS...
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 18:47
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Mrs Treadigaph obviously has better things to do than get her man's dinner..., ready for him on the table...when he gets back from the picket line...
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 18:49
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OK, a quick round up of the results... Runners up:

Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
"FLYmo NAVY".
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The Ultimate Hairdresserís vehicle, can blow dry an entire section at Anfield on a rainy Saturday better than an Audi TT .
But the winner is:
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We landed in a cow pasture last week. Made enough ground beef to feed a battalion....
Well done Ed, CST is hovering across the Pond as I type.

(Apparently this machine, or one of its various model siblings developed by Piasecki, is at the Brandywine Helicopter Museum in Pennsylvania which I visited unexpectedly a few years ago - not always on display, I certainly don't recall seeing it, though we were in a something of a rush...)


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Old 29th Jan 2023, 21:05
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Many Thanks, Sir Treadders! How 'bout this one:



- Ed
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 21:11
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"Looks easy boss, bet my sixteen year old son could fly that."

"It is, my eleven year old daughter designed, built and test flew it."
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Old 29th Jan 2023, 21:23
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