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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Dec 2022, 05:35
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Wilber...Wilber...WILBUR...come in your breakfasts on the table...
AW shucks mom, must I? After what you serve this is much more fun...
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 05:38
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Neighbour over the fence...
Darling, think you need to give Wilbur a hand, think the timings way out in his V8... again...
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 05:41
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...and is it any wonder the postie doesn't want to deliver seasons greetings and goodwill to all men...in Kansas
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 05:59
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In the Cotswolds, Harry stakes out Clarksons farm at Meghan's request to give the country the Christmas Present he deserves...
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 06:15
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Santa was ready early for the Boxing Day sales!
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 06:24
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Now the Striking Post persons are getting serious on the picket lines...
Darling that's not a Postie that's Santa...
Oh ****...my eye exam was cancelled due to a strike by Opticians...
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 08:12
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Take that Nutty, Take that Buster, Take that Treadigaph...I'm determined to win before I have to go and deliver the presents this year 😄
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 11:02
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Santa descided to get in first remembering the engine failure on take off the FAA Inspector tested him with on his annual check ride last year
Shot gun under the seat, as I recall? But surely he could trim it out, with 7 engines firing? Or was it the short-haul 4 rheindeer outfit?

Its the only clean Christmas joke I know
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 11:04
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Many were concerned about Christmas becoming an engine of commerciality and greed. In fact Santa himself, after of years of delivering gifts to two-car households, felt that he needed to slay.
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 11:09
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Santa defends a Whitegoods store in Kherson from Russian troops
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 14:38
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The Ukrainian President asked the US President for some Patriots....Don't think this is quite what he wanted...Biden is a bit deaf..
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 18:09
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This one's probably all out of ammo now, so results are in folks:

Third place goes to Big Pistons Forever for a well deserved Christmas message to Mr. Putin.
Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Ukrainian soldier tells wife

"Sorry honey, I am going to be late for the children's Christmas party, I need to take out the trash first"
Second place to Wensleydale for a very witty pun.
Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Delivering presents to Manchester, Santa decides that its safer to take the other M60 route.
And our winner is treadigraph for giving us the heads up for this year's Christmas number one.
Originally Posted by treadigraph
Slade... Wizzard... Lennon... Band Aid... Bing Crosby... Jackson 5... Paul McCartney... and now for bloody Cliff bloody Richard! Merry feckin' Christmas! Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-taaaat!
You'll probably find the CST in a Christmas Cracker later this week. All yours Treadigraph.

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Old 21st Dec 2022, 18:23
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Cheers Confusious, try this one for a coupla days...


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Old 21st Dec 2022, 18:49
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Guys can you use me in the cap com at other times in the year. I'm kinda busy this week.
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 18:52
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Don't smile Santa, it says 'ejection seat'.
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 20:24
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Magic! When I got in, I was Boris Johnson!
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 21:33
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Too fat to fit!

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Old 21st Dec 2022, 21:37
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Minutes later, the Fighting Falcon plunged to Earth. The cause of the accident turned out to be reindeer ingestion.

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Old 21st Dec 2022, 23:32
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Was i getting in or getting out? I can't remember...
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Old 21st Dec 2022, 23:34
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Having shot all his reindeer in the previous Capcomp, Santa asks for 5 more to tow the F-16 to the arming area. Then he will shoot them too.
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