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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 15:09
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On a particularly low fly past of the Whitgift centre the pilot wondered how he was sat in a Grotto surrounded by snotty children yanking his Oxygen mask....
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 15:42
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Moments before tragedy struck, Santa was heard to mutter to himself "Must congratulate the elves on a marvelous job of painting these grab handles a festive black and yellow"
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 15:44
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But is it legally a Hi-Vis vest?
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 18:11
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The folks on the naughty list aren't going to enjoy Christmas this year, Heh, Heh, Heh...ere I mean Ho,Ho Ho
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 20:44
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OK, slightly later than advertised due to a pint more than expected, your scores on the door (whatever that means) are:

Joint second place for occupying the same sewer as me, Buster and fdr with :

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
The Naughty list became too real for some as Santa took a dump in the cockpit!
Originally Posted by fdr
The Hi Viz arctic survival suit while effective, didn't help hide the identity of the Phantom $h1tter.
And the winner - with special responsibility for keeping our collective tiny minds occupied over the coming few days - is 622 with :

Originally Posted by 622
You could have got me an F35 ...or even a Harrier!
...how am I going to land this on a roof?
Unfortunately I missed the last FredEx collection so the CST has been entrusted to the Royal Mail - second class postage as these days it doesn't make any bleedin' difference...

Happy Christmas!
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 07:40
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Congratulations 622... Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Merry Christmas to all...
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 11:07
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Many thanks...and Merry Christmas to all
Lets finish with me being sent to the Tower....make of it what you will!

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Old 24th Dec 2022, 11:16
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"My dearest Camilla, next time you pose for a sculptor, please shave under your arms."
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 11:23
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...and this is all mummy left me in her will. Said it was daddys favourite of all her Busts
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 11:25
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After the King's state visit to Greece this was what they presented him with...I hope it reminded him of what he's missing after Diana died.
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 11:27
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"OH DEAR! This one must have come from Thailand."
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 11:28
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At the Doctor Who convention in Blackpool the King is introduced to a " Weeping Angel. " and is told whatever he does he must not look away from it..
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 12:06
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What a pair of tits!
What, have Harry and Megan turned up?
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 12:38
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Oh, apparently it belongs to Andrew...
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 12:54
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And in second place for the Kings Royal Bust is...
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 14:31
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Originally Posted by 622
Many thanks...and Merry Christmas to all
Lets finish with me being sent to the Tower....make of it what you will!
"busted, Mister!"
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 15:11
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Cami...Go on have a guess....
Chas...eeerrmmm...44DD...
Cami... No hers not mine...you been going through my underwear drawer...again
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 15:12
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Has someone turned up the heating here...im getting all hot under the collar
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 15:16
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Yes dear this is the official bust for the practice of medal pinning on....it's inflatable and comes with a bicycle repair kit..or that's what Daddy told me when I found it under his bed..
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Old 24th Dec 2022, 15:21
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Charles explained to Camilla it is a old Navy tradition to ' fondle * " the ships figurehead for good luck...Camilla apologised for the slap and hoped the red marks would fade soon..
* For want of a suitable word to describe the King's actions
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