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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Dec 2022, 13:25
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'Ere Bert, this is a bit like poking your missus...

Yeah... WHAT?!!!!!!!
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 15:59
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"... Well, all I said was, I still think this is a lot of effort to make a poppy field grow better", and the guv'nah puts me onto this 'ere fuse duty!"
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 17:25
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The dunt test my son is just as simple as you are . Give a big dunt , if it doesn’t go bang and leave you looking like a giant splooge stain . It hasn’t been fused set yet , and you should fuse it as per instructions
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 17:31
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“BANG!……Heh, heh, heh!”

“Fred, stop it, you b@&tard!”
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 17:44
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At first I did not understand / get the reference to the Polish Police chief...then it appears on the BBC website...at least we have a alibi as the interweb has not been invented yet..
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 17:45
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We're soon to be allowed 2L of liquid through airport security scanners. Next it will be these and AK47's
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 17:47
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Bloody Sherbet Fountains taste of gunpowder.

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Old 17th Dec 2022, 17:52
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Dressed up as soldiers, the old bill will never suspect us of nicking all these catalytic converters. [Scouser accent]
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 17:53
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In real life we ' found ' a box of WD Hand Granades issued to me Grandad when we cleared his effects in 1980. Fortunately we knew the local Police Sargent...not in a official capacity you understand, and told him and he sent the Bomb Disposal squad from the local barracks and they floated the devices out onto the Firth of Forth and blew them up. . We were invited to view from a safe distance. It made the Evening News Paper ...
Moral is...don't mess with what you don't understand...
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 18:23
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Back in civvy street I'm a brickie, so the corporal in the depot said, laying mortars 'll be just up you street. Real comedian, the bar steward!
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 20:02
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Well actually I got these leggings from Pvt Walker....does a nice line in Cigarettes and Stockings....hard to get them in the shops.
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 20:04
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'ere listen...what's that noise.... The Officers are blowing their whistles...at last we're going over the top...yippee be back home in time for Christmas.
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 20:07
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Be carefull Bert, Pvt Hoskins at the back just had his face blown off...
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 20:09
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...and when they gave us a 60 hr R&R* chit this was not how I expected it to turnout...
* R&R can also mean Rearm and Resupply
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Old 17th Dec 2022, 20:11
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L Detachment experiment with length of fuses for their Lewis Bombs...Paddy of course trims his wick the shortest..
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 07:18
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Well no,. I used to a striking Civil worker for more pay..., but I saw this as a safer career path
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 07:20
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Jasper Carrot and his chums descide to get serious with their Mole in the garden problem ..
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 07:23
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Well...no...normally when you want to get the doors off you use spanners....what did you say you were in civi life Charlie ??...
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 10:32
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"I wish those Boffins would invent something I understand."
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 12:53
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I have a feeling I'd better drop this one down the tube before it cooks off. I'll start walking it in on a winner around midnight GMT.
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