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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Dec 2022, 14:27
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It was after the investigation into the subsequent disaster that the MOD descides that all troops employed in fuzing munitons should be a minimum of 20 feet apart... Fortunately Sir Alf did not adopt that strategy for his defensive back four .
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 14:29
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The wives and mothers of the troops killed in the incident received a request to identify the bodies..., one-piece at a time...
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 14:31
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Well if this don't get them bl@@dy cats off the camp carrot patch, I don't know what will...
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 14:42
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The Royal Fuseinheres ...
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 14:53
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THe Kubrick estate releveals the WW 1 photo that inspired the famous scene in Dr Strangelove
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 17:00
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Are you sure these are the brass band instruments we ordered, I can’t get a damned note out of this thing.
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 17:01
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Surely we should also get bomb disposal badges, we shove them in the barrel and dispose of them to Jerry.
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Old 18th Dec 2022, 17:36
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This says' Blackpool ' mine says ' Brighton ' mine says ' Bournemouth ' ....when we asked for something that reminds us of home I did not expect seaside rock....I hoped for Black Pudding...
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 00:40
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A tough job judging this time -- I feel like I'm under a barrage, and none of them duds. But I had to narrow it down somehow, so here goes:

Third runner-up is SLXOwft with "The Royal Fuseinheres ..."

Second runner up, bringing in some holiday spirit, is Buster with "...and you're sure these are Christmas Crackers?"

First runner up is Treadigraph with a pun I couldn't resist:

"Right then you 'orrible lot, when you've finished that, you'll be shelling peas in the cook house.


Blimey Sarge, I'm glad all this 'ard work'll be put to some good use then!"

And the winner of the soon-to-be-platinum-plated CST is Confusious, with: "Dressed up as soldiers, the old bill will never suspect us of nicking all these catalytic converters. [Scouser accent] "

Trophy will be on its way as soon as I can work out the elevation.


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Old 19th Dec 2022, 10:19
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Thanks Chu Chu,
Here we go all.
Enjoy.

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Old 19th Dec 2022, 10:29
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(in Samuel L Jackson voice) "Merry Christmas Mother F*****S!!!"
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 10:30
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"Waaaah, Waaaaah...Cry some more..."
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 10:31
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Santa wasn't mucking around when Rudolph broke his leg...
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 11:00
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Bloody Elves ... I hate them!
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 11:05
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BAH, HUMBUG!!!
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 11:27
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The continuation of politics by other means.
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 11:33
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Santa reclassified Christmas 2022 as a “Special Operation”
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 11:50
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Due to keen competition from Amazon, Santa needed fewer reindeer this year...
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Vlad, Santa got a present for you! I think it’s got your name on it!
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Old 19th Dec 2022, 12:12
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Who am I shooting at? Oh, anyone who failed to leave out a mince pie and a glass of Scotch. Or if they leave a Co-op mince pie and a glass of bloody Bells. Ho ho ho my arse...
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