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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Oct 2021, 18:45
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Good job I was not wearing any underwear under my Kilt or I might have soiled them really badly
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 19:35
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James and The Hamster take against Jeremy...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 19:37
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Next time you feel moved to complain about traffic on the M25, just remember...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:04
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If Tesla did aircraft autopilot, it would be the worlds worst autopilot.
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:06
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When I said Follow Me, I meant not quite so close...
Sorry sir I thought the mist was descending again...


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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:08
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The US military decommission equipment before leaving Kabul...2 at once, well done Hoskins...
Sorry sir, that wasn't deliberate...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:08
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If Verstappen got his pilots licence, hed still find Hamilton
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:09
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Someone pinched the wheel chocks at Liverpool Airport. ... again.
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:11
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Gonna need more that a simple sketch and description to explain this to the insurance company. ..
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:13
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Insulate Britain try and block Biggin Hill, so the rich and famous are inconvenienced...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:14
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He cut me up
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:14
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Jaguar on M55 finds the road blocked ..Back to the drawing board ....
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:16
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ATC Caravan at the end of the runway takes a direct hit....does not interrupt Gliding Flights
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:19
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When 2 films collide....ConAir and Die Hard
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 20:45
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I wonder what the Hamsters excuse will be for this crash, I bet he blames Captn Slow in his aircraft.
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 21:15
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As Hoskin's attempt at a short field landing goes awry, he and his instructor exit with deliberate speed, stage right.

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Old 9th Oct 2021, 21:16
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It's not the rollout that kills you, it's the sudden stop....

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Old 9th Oct 2021, 21:42
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Brendan O'Brien's first attempts at a truck-top landing didn't quite go to plan...
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 21:43
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Insurance?

Only third party, fire and theft but I do have windscreen replacement as standard.
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Old 9th Oct 2021, 21:46
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Sire, it seems our air system has collided with our ground system resulting in a systemic failure.
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