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These fine artists pencils come in forty eight colours and make a very nice finish , much better than those old waxy crayons the marines use for drawing .But the old crayons did taste better than the field rations . These artist pencils allow fine detail to differentiate between toilets and washing machine assets for the next offensive shopping expeditions plans and work scope projections .
"and this escape route will take us straight to Bali, we can hide amongst the thousands of Russians there!"
"But comrade, they just passed a law banning sex outside marriage!"
"Even though my wedding ring is on right hand, not left, I think me and my girlfriend will be OK. You two, though, might be in some trouble, darlings..."
"But comrade, they just passed a law banning sex outside marriage!"
"Even though my wedding ring is on right hand, not left, I think me and my girlfriend will be OK. You two, though, might be in some trouble, darlings..."
...and finally as I'm bored with this picture...
Our best bowler could not even hit the Spaniel with a egg on his walkabout in Luton...
Don't worry Comrade told you we should have recruited agent Warne to bowl the Egg of the Century
Our best bowler could not even hit the Spaniel with a egg on his walkabout in Luton...
Don't worry Comrade told you we should have recruited agent Warne to bowl the Egg of the Century
Ivan an the back has just had word in that NutLoose could be suffering from an aged related memory condition. Results cancelled until further notice.
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Ok scores on the doors,
Caviuman1 with
3 men + 1 observer + IKEA instructions = Disaster!
Confusious with
Here we have the proposed designs for the new ration coupons, this one's my favourite.
kiltrash with
Damn a six, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200...ah well 3 square meals a day over Christmas then...
but the winner is FDR with
Fantastic!, so this is the land that has been captured for the first 100,000 KIA's of ours! What is the scale?"
"Twelve inches to one foot General Shoigu!"
'Excellent...
I will send the CST by drone.
My efforts would have been
So I propose our new defence line will be placed here..
But that’s Siberia!
and
Ok Ivan, we intend to drop you into England to carry out subversive activities.
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning.
or
Sergei, who is this Dot Cotton Ivan keeps talking about?
not think the one in the middle looks like him?
Caviuman1 with
3 men + 1 observer + IKEA instructions = Disaster!
Confusious with
Here we have the proposed designs for the new ration coupons, this one's my favourite.
kiltrash with
Damn a six, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200...ah well 3 square meals a day over Christmas then...
but the winner is FDR with
Fantastic!, so this is the land that has been captured for the first 100,000 KIA's of ours! What is the scale?"
"Twelve inches to one foot General Shoigu!"
'Excellent...
I will send the CST by drone.
My efforts would have been
So I propose our new defence line will be placed here..
But that’s Siberia!
and
Ok Ivan, we intend to drop you into England to carry out subversive activities.
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning.
or
Sergei, who is this Dot Cotton Ivan keeps talking about?
not think the one in the middle looks like him?
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Ok Ivan, we intend to drop you into England to carry out subversive activities.
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman to build your cover, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman to build your cover, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning
"can't keep my eyes off of you.... can't keep my eyes offa you... ", "...the best of high visibility.... "
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Keeping an eye on things can be canard...
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Shere Kahn liked to keep a Gripen things...