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Old 7th Dec 2022, 09:32
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"Now...we are here, and the President will be sitting...oh, could you move your papers please..."
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Old 7th Dec 2022, 09:58
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Originally Posted by fitliker
These fine artists pencils come in forty eight colours and make a very nice finish , much better than those old waxy crayons the marines use for drawing .But the old crayons did taste better than the field rations . These artist pencils allow fine detail to differentiate between toilets and washing machine assets for the next offensive shopping expeditions plans and work scope projections .
So you are saying Cornish Jack is a Russian?
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"I saw Bob Ross do this....there...Pine trees!"
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"and this escape route will take us straight to Bali, we can hide amongst the thousands of Russians there!"
"But comrade, they just passed a law banning sex outside marriage!"
"Even though my wedding ring is on right hand, not left, I think me and my girlfriend will be OK. You two, though, might be in some trouble, darlings..."
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Old 8th Dec 2022, 09:14
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...and so we can invade the Maldives, here look at this relief map...
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Old 8th Dec 2022, 10:04
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Gentleman at the back...While we're waiting for a decision anyone for Coffee or Tea?
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Well no i don't think much of this latest Netflix Blockbuster.
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Old 8th Dec 2022, 10:15
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I do enjoy a game of hangman, but if you don't mind me saying Comrade that one does look a lot like our Vlad.
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After Agents May, Johnston, & Truss we have to rely on Agent Sunak to stop support for Ukraine??
Could be worse it could be Agent Starmer ...
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According to this map. Crimea have taken over our oil fields, and need to import coal from Cumbria...
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...and finally as I'm bored with this picture...
Our best bowler could not even hit the Spaniel with a egg on his walkabout in Luton...
Don't worry Comrade told you we should have recruited agent Warne to bowl the Egg of the Century
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"This is the list of people who entered the last capcomp, see here that Kiltrash is the most prolific. Despatch an umbrella to him."
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Ivan an the back has just had word in that NutLoose could be suffering from an aged related memory condition. Results cancelled until further notice.
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Old 8th Dec 2022, 20:42
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Ok scores on the doors,

Caviuman1 with

3 men + 1 observer + IKEA instructions = Disaster!

Confusious with

Here we have the proposed designs for the new ration coupons, this one's my favourite.

kiltrash with


Damn a six, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200...ah well 3 square meals a day over Christmas then...

but the winner is FDR with


Fantastic!, so this is the land that has been captured for the first 100,000 KIA's of ours! What is the scale?"

"Twelve inches to one foot General Shoigu!"

'Excellent...

I will send the CST by drone.



My efforts would have been

So I propose our new defence line will be placed here..

But that’s Siberia!

and

Ok Ivan, we intend to drop you into England to carry out subversive activities.
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning.

or

Sergei, who is this Dot Cotton Ivan keeps talking about?



not think the one in the middle looks like him?

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Ok Ivan, we intend to drop you into England to carry out subversive activities.
To build you’re cover we will marry you to a typical English woman to build your cover, we have selected a London Laundrette manager called Dot Cotton and your codename will be Jim Banning
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Perfect facial symmetry for a Picasso Portrait.
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Time has not dealt Harry and Meghan well, after that documentary
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Congrats FDR

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Keeping an eye on things can be canard...
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Shere Kahn liked to keep a Gripen things...
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