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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Dec 2022, 16:14
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"Best job ever..."
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 16:23
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The order for a new cannon for fitting to Lt Gruber's little tank had been amusingly misinterpreted. The fairy was General Klinkerhoffen's little joke...
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 16:24
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We planned an M7, but the Lend-Lease shipment got caught in the holiday rush.
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 20:32
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We come in peace.
And we damn well make sure we can also leave in peace.
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Old 12th Dec 2022, 20:46
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Who are you, and what hell you think you are you doing here?

I am Bathasar and I am bringing the myrrh.

We prayed for Mir and requested a smoke screen!

Your prayers will be heared.
Caspar is right behind me with the frankincense.
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 03:10
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Guidance by Jesus Christ, Mobility by Uralvagonzavod
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 07:45
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The War??...
Not on Christmas Day Comrade ...
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 07:46
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The Salvation Army get serious with people that won't open their doors when they come a knocking..
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 07:47
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The wheels??
Well ... designed on a Lada
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 07:48
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Well we found it under me ol Grandads bed ..Just taking it down the Police station to hand it in..
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 08:11
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Conscription cast a very wide net, some odd fish turned up in the ranks...
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 08:50
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We are performing ambulance duties and carrying a priest just in case we arrive too late...
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Old 13th Dec 2022, 09:50
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Todd Hoffman the early years, sets out in search of gold.
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She: "Not many presents. Things are a bit tight this year."
He: "Yes, I noticed, but that one was enough for me."
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Why did you demote the senior Elf?
Because when I said "let's make tracks for home" I meant let's go home.


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"Thanks for showing me ... I never knew a sprocket looked like that."
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Pass me thine holy handgrenade
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I never did trust the bloody Russian clergy.
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This was something new for the choir girl, all that vibration was something she had not experienced before..
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