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Old 6th Oct 2021, 03:56
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You shoulda seen the one that got away!
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 04:14
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What happened?

Dunno, but bound to have been the French...
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 07:07
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PPRuNe ladies dissapointed after hearing a picture of a large pink chopper was the latest cap com!
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 07:24
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Lachie (the owner of the business) ostentatiously displays his wealth by tossing in a Huey to be the world's biggest yabbie trap.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 07:26
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I bet he felt like a right tit!
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Look, I don't want to cast aspersions on your fine lake out there, but it went in Red....
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 08:35
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As the female contestants in Im a Celebrity approached the drop zone the pilot got a bit ahem distracted...
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 08:36
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At least we know the Air Bags all worked
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 08:38
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While searching for Lord Lucan, the divers were most surprised by what the cat dragged in...
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 08:40
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The Fisherman's Friend later boasted about what he caught on a trip to Australia.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 08:45
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Toss it back, Looking for a Chinook that was lost a few Cap Comps ago...
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 09:28
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The new multi-billion dollar Australian / US allegiance for submarine building gets off at a flying start. Small details like locating the submarine build yard by the lake didn't matter, just as long as it was painted pink and crewed by trannies was all the Australian government wanted.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 09:43
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I'm not sure what is wrong with it but I gather the spooks used it for covid operations...
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 09:44
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I'm not sure that "flare to land, squat to pee" is an altogether appropriate comment, Hoskins.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 09:47
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Aw, there's yer problem, fellers. Pilot left his watch AND his wallet on the stabilizer while he was having a swim...
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Forget the fabled Wiltshire Puma, I have a feeling we now have a Panther on the loose.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 14:01
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Hmmm, that seems a bit of a design flaw there Hoskins, the flotation device should be under it, not above it.
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Old 6th Oct 2021, 14:18
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Since the new paint , it identifies as a River Dauphin . This is the third time this week we have dragged it out the River .

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As Inspector Clouseau would say Happiness is a chopper going Home
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