Caption Competition Mk III

[sealo0]

Man in Bowler hat: Miss Stinson that’s a big smile enjoy the trip?

Miss Stinson: No I think I’ve just found out why it called a Joyride, I’m just trying to get this stick thingy in the right place but it's a bit wobbly.

Man in Bowler hat: There all like that!

[MPN11]

"I don't why you look so cheerful, Miss Stinson. There's a War on, you know."

[Buster Hyman]

Well, I think Miss Stinson deserves a jolly good rest what!

In Third place, with the Bleeding Obvious award...

Originally Posted by cynicalint

This is not a mail pilot, it's a female pilot!

Second place with the Nod nod, wink wink award...

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous

Mr Fosdyke, I heard the ground crew say that there was a RAT on the plane!

But our winner with the Me too award for sensitivity in trying times is...

Originally Posted by MPN11

"Here's my laundry, Miss. Try to get it back to me tomorrow morning."

(It was my line of thought too MPN!)

[MPN11]

Oh my goodness, and other polite expletives! Thank you, Sir!

Have at this one, then ... The Hoskins Nightmare ...

[Kiltrash]

Having returned from IKEA in Milton Keynes ( where I actually was today 🙁 ) Kiltrash struggles with the enclosed visual instructions...
or..
and just how many screws and parts were you left with..

[Kiltrash]

Boeing's first attempt at MCAS was not a success

[Kiltrash]

Treadigaph rushes to Old Warden when the hanger doors swing open to reveal the latest reconstruction...of a Australian home build aircraft...

[Wensleydale]

Emergency measures are invoked as RAF pilot training rates come under scrutiny.

[NutLoose]

Of course it looks odd, it’s British.

[NutLoose]

When I said I want you to build me a long legged aircraft, I meant range wise.

[Confusious]

"Oi, you can't call her a BIplane, not these days!"

[NutLoose]

A Scout built by Cubs.

[NutLoose]

And by clever design we have incorporated into it your coffin with built in hand holes for the pallbearers.

[Wensleydale]

The Utterly Buttery girls stand on the bottom wing!

[Confusious]

"Damn thing is stuck in reverse!"

[Wensleydale]

The Longhorn and the Shorthorn are closely followed by the Tallhorn.

[Ascend Charlie]

Having completed three ground-loops on the skinny little wheels, Kiltrash went back to writing captions.

[Kiltrash]

Now just need to synchronise the six sideways firing cannons,,..and Jerry won't have a clue what hit them....if my teeth fillings can handle the vibrations

[Kiltrash]

Simkins obtained the Red Barons successful Focker plans and adapted so not to appear like just a copy.

[Hydromet]

If it looks good, it'll fly good.