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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Jan 2023, 06:18
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Oh thank you, can I use the Royal Cypher on my service ?
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 06:57
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From Hostie to Postie in one easy step.
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 07:26
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Ooh thank you - a MAN-sized handkerchief!
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 07:27
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I hardly like to bother you, but... that little propellor... I know there's one on the other side too, but... do you really think they are big enough?
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 09:41
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"Here's my laundry, Miss. Try to get it back to me tomorrow morning."
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 09:52
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Don't worry, Lilly already drew Detroit out of the bag...
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 11:16
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Mr Fosdyke, I heard the ground crew say that there was a RAT on the plane!

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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 11:47
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Edmonton? Wear the fox hat. (Apologies to BPF).
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 12:56
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Here love, slip this over your head, you're scaring the punters
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 13:06
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Take this Hoskins, the on-board flushing system is inop again.
Yes Ma'am!
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 14:05
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Ah Mr Lindbergh....did you notice any changes due to Solar Radiation
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 14:07
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Sorry insufficient postage paid so return to sender.
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 14:10
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Yes these are all for a Mr E. Prestly of Gracelands
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 14:12
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...and if you run out of bullets just throw some of my wife's Rock Cakes at the Hun
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 14:13
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Early version of Deliveroo in the Outback...
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 14:20
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In Croydon, Ms Johnson received the package of sex aids to deliver to Mr B Hyman in Darwin. ... However the batteries were denied carriage.and had to follow by sea

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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 14:29
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"Love your scarf!", said Hannibal Lecter, Sr.

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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 15:08
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With Vimy Ridge over, there wasn't much to write home about. Nor were there many left to do it.
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 16:18
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With regret I have to tell you your take off clearance has been delayed till 18.00. however here are some drugs to help the time pass
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Old 22nd Jan 2023, 16:21
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On your way past Flin Flon, (where I was born ) please drop off these congrats telegrams...ps I'm not THAT old
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