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Caption Competition Mk III

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Old 9th Dec 2022, 21:12
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In that last 1 v 1 he was so close in I could see the yellow of his eyes !
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 07:08
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The pack of Dobermans realised too late it was not a little defenceless kitty they chased up a tree.
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 07:10
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Bit low on the fly over Woburn Safari park Hoskins?
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 07:11
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Several World Cup 22 Players that missed penalties should take heed when the coach said they should give the keeper the Eye...
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 14:05
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Training target for WC-130.
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 15:05
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Hoping to be offered an FAA transfer, Hoskins practiced his response.
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 15:05
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After batting its eyelashes over-enthusiastically, the aircraft lawn-darted into the ground.

- Ed
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 15:12
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No, Danuška, they are not for czeching out the other Tiger squadrons male/female* members.

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Old 10th Dec 2022, 18:19
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The "See You Jimmy" version of the Gripen being offered to a prospective Scottish Air Force.
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 18:50
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...and at half time...Cummin on France 😊...but I digress

Mrs Higginbotham later complained to the Base Commander that his pilots were looking at her 16 year old daughter getting in the shower...
Must get the blinds fixed was his response..
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 20:46
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The Dutch lion has referee Lahoz in its eyesight.
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Old 10th Dec 2022, 21:54
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His ego too big for the cockpit, the pilot carried two giant "Eyes" externally.
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 06:14
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Over the radio...
" Look deep into my eyes,
You are feeling sleepy
You will not drop your bombs on that bridge
Look deep into my eyes..
Or you will DIE.."
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 07:18
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”I thought I saw a puddy cat , a creeping up on me” Tweetie Bird
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 09:07
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"Request Pigeons".
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 09:25
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Major "Frankie" Valli decided that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 15:12
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Will let this run for another 12 hours, so Kilt-rash can get some rest. (Johnsons powder available at Boots...)
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 16:05
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We use this aircraft when a pilot requests to be looked over for any external defects...
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 16:07
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Unfortunaly the Pilot is allergic to carrots so we had to be creative with improving his usual acuity
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Old 11th Dec 2022, 16:48
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...and finally...
Croydon wellcoms its latest recruit to the Neighborhood Watch initiative
Or
Well Punk, do you feel lucky??
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