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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Dec 2022, 11:41
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Baldrick explains his cunning plan to Blackadder…
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 11:59
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Right so we cut the A303 here, the A30 here and the M5 here....and with the help of our comrades In the RMT here then Treadigaph will be stranded in his holiday Butlins..

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Old 6th Dec 2022, 12:04
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Well I got the idea from the last days of WW2 when Herr Hitler in the Furherbunker was taking personal control of the fictional regiments and Panzers..
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 12:05
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Look, the President has sent us a box of white powdered sweets...have a funny taste though of Almonds..
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 13:58
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"Just because you known where Minsk is on the map, doesn't mean that you can take out the Ukrainian Army with that pencil like the Baba Yaga could".
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 14:40
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Just Stop Oil protesters plan where to strike next in their ongoing fight with the West's over reliance on the Black Gold...
Yuri, why dont we just turn off the tap in Hut 3??
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 16:39
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Team "Red Arse" gets in a quick practice session before Friday night's All Kremlin Pictionary final.
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 16:52
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As Traffic is here …

”If we slot the Speedbird in front of the United, and give the Lufthansa a delaying dog-leg, we can get the Aeroflot in there on schedule!”
”You have missed one critical aspect, Comrade ATCO … this is London Heathrow.”
”Damn, damn, I forgot that!”
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 16:54
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I will call it Thursday if you all agree, subject to me remembering lol.
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 18:42
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Nutloose is calling it Thursday Comrade. We need to Putin a sure fire caption winner inside 48 hours or we are sunk!
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 18:42
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The red area is Santa's workshop and the green areas are Xmas tree farms. We can make it look like the Ukrainians did it.

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Old 6th Dec 2022, 18:52
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Nutloose is calling it Thursday Comrade. We need to Putin a sure fire caption winner inside 48 hours or we are sunk!
Damn just as you sank my Moskva
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 19:01
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No it's not a tactical retreat, it's shortening the supply lines
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 19:56
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"OK, now three-across, a word starting with S-H and ending in I-T and is found in the bottom of bird cages?"
"Try SHELLGRIT, comrade..."
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 23:00
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3 men + 1 observer + IKEA instructions = Disaster!

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Old 7th Dec 2022, 03:39
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“Ping Vassilli, PING! Not a pen!”
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Old 7th Dec 2022, 04:01
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These fine artists pencils come in forty eight colours and make a very nice finish , much better than those old waxy crayons the marines use for drawing .But the old crayons did taste better than the field rations . These artist pencils allow fine detail to differentiate between toilets and washing machine assets for the next offensive shopping expeditions plans and work scope projections .

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Old 7th Dec 2022, 04:04
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6Ps ; Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
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Old 7th Dec 2022, 05:49
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6Ps ; Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
That's seven, Fitliker....off to the gulag with you.
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Old 7th Dec 2022, 09:22
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Now the President's going to show the Kirsch bridge has re opened by driving a Mercedes across it....Do you think the Ukrainian can strike twice in the same place??
Think he would notice the large white X on the roof ??
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