Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Del gets a deal of a lifetime and tells his brother..." Shift this lot of Yugoslavia Reisling and this time next year we'll be Millionaires....Like my watch?"

[treadigraph]

Grumman Wildcat fuselages were being delivered apace; all they needed were the wings, tail units and engines to catch up, then the boys could rush around annihilating the dastardly foe...

[Buster Hyman]

Remember lads...this is what we're fighting for!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Meanwhile, back at Regimental HQ, Staff officers gather and ready themselves to investigate why front line units are complaining of a lack of transport for vital food and ammunition deliveries.

[Chu Chu]

Maybe it’s time to stop teasing Cpl. Cooper about living up to his name.

[treadigraph]

Sir, it's the local council on the phone. They are objecting to the quantity of empties we expect them to collect from the mess for recyling...

[Buster Hyman]

The brave Porch Pirate almost made it to the gate...

[Chu Chu]

We’ve got a problem. These are in the way of the new taxiway, and the wing commander has just prohibited barrel rolls.

[ORAC]

“Hello, supply?, there seems to have been a bit of a cock-up, I ordered 200 tons of AVTUR, not 200 tuns”……

(For those unfamiliar with old British measures…… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_wine_cask_units)

[treadigraph]

Er, this is Corporal Radar O'Reilly... I requisitioned a chest cutter surgeon for the 4077th MASH, not best cuts of sturgeon, 407 tonnes with mash...

[Kiltrash]

Meanwhile in Melbourne additional supplies are rushed to the Park..

[Kiltrash]

When the First Fleet arrived in Botany Bay it was discovered that all the other supplies were, due to a administration error, left behind in Plymouth.

[Kiltrash]

You expect me to move this lot...all on my own? Said the Donkey

[cavuman1]

Carrying the sack of potatoes reminded Corporal Jaromir Vejvoda of his girlfriend. Just then a tune came into his head. It was Roll out the Barrel.

- Ed

[NutLoose]

They are to blunt the Russian advance, we are to drop off a barrel of Vodka at each strategic point on the outskirts of town.

[Chu Chu]

We’re going to need bigger St. Bernards.

[Wensleydale]

So as the supplies for the next Red Arrows' detachment to Cyprus begin to arrive, its time to judge. Leave the best 'til last as they say, and the winner is:

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

We’re going to need bigger St. Bernards.

Love the absurdity of it!

Take it away.

[Confusious]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Love the absurdity of it!

Take it away.

And me, when I saw it my first thoughts were stop the competition right there. Absolutely first class!

[Confusious]

Yes sir, they're all full of Christmas cracker jokes, what a barrel of laughs eh?

[Chu Chu]

Thank you Wensleydale (and Confusious)! I'm glad I was able to touch your funny bones -- and that my modest inspiration may have been late, but it wasn't not too late.

Let's see what folks can do with this one: