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Old 5th Dec 2022, 15:02
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“There? I thought it was ours?”

”It was.”
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 18:14
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Originally Posted by cynicalint
Be careful when you visit the front line Sergi, Grigov lost most of his hair here, and I lost all of mine here.
In same line:
Perhaps we should ask the Dutch to search for our lost battles, In 2014 they recovered more than we hoped for
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 18:21
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Look Ivan, when i said "Watch my Arse" I did not mean for you to taker it so literally!
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As the results start to pour in for next year's Presidential Election, Putin's team congratulate themselves on another great victory...
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The Generals find absolute proof that Ukraine attacked their own critical infrastructure with captured Russian munitions in an attempt to garner additional help and sympathy from the West.
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The Generals plan to allow Crimea to unlawfully invade Russia so that World sympathy will mean the Soviet Eurovision entry will win in 2023...
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Old 5th Dec 2022, 21:55
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
As the Kremlin searches f
or new sources of funding.....

"No Sergei. Liverpool Leicester will not be a no-score draw!"

Showing my age now...

No no the ball is definitely just there in this picture...
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At the weekly General's 'territories we've captured' meeting Sergei was quick to realise that the other end of his pencil didn't have an eraser on it.
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Look how much sympathy Netflix have garnered for the Sussex's....Think they can do the same for our President?
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 07:44
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Originally Posted by Confusious

"Fantastic!, so this is the land that has been captured for the first 100,000 KIA's of ours! What is the scale?"

"Twelve inches to one foot General Shoigu!"

'Excellent.... "

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Old 6th Dec 2022, 08:43
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Right, while Treadigraph's in Penzance and distracted, we'll invade Croydon. We must be able to win there.

But Comrade, Croydon is a cultural, fiscal and intellectual desert.

Oh... does it have a Cathedral?

No.

Ok, how about invading Luton then?
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But drawing a moustache on the photograph of the President is a capital offence!
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Old 6th Dec 2022, 10:03
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Right, so it's agreed, our three escape tunnels will be code named Tom, Dick and Harry.
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Nyet! As you can see, it’s impossible to do! You need a second chop stick!
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A Weevil? An Ant?
I don’t care, just kill it and get back to work!
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I'm an invader get me out of here.
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"No, you must delete some. This list of Christmas Cards is too long ... and expensive."
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"Laa Laa, why is Po sulking?"
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Vlad has ordered us to capture this hair transplant clinic this week.
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